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Old 13 February 2008, 03:29 PM
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Thumbs up 10 Tips Yg Belom Pernah Naik Pesawat Terbang

1. Pastikan anda sudah booking tiket dan terlihat ada tulisan nama penerbangan, flight, tanggal dan jam, dan kalau anda melihat jam pertunjukan 19:00 teather 1, berarti anda salah membeli tiket untuk bioskop XXI.

2. Perhatikan terminal yg anda tuju apakah domestik atau international, dan jangan malu2 bertanya pada orang2 atau supir taxi, salah-salah anda sudah ada di terminal pulogadung jurusan pemalang.

3. Kalau anda tersesat didalam terminal tidak usah panik dan bingung, perhatikan orang2 disekeliling yang membawa tas koper atau troly sebaiknya anda ikuti, jangan terlalu dekat nanti anda dikira portir lagi

4. Usahakan jangan terlalu banyak bawa barang bawaan, nanti dikira petugas keamanan anda mau buka lapak diterminal.

5. Jangan membawa benda tajam seperti, bambu runcing, jarum, gunting, linggis, paku

6. Sesampainya dikonter tiket, serahkan tiket dan barang bawaan anda kalau ingin ditaruh bagasi, jangan sekali-sekali anda serahkan dompet, jam tangan, handphone, kalung kepada petugas tiket nanti dikira anda mau gadaikan barang.

7. Sebelum anda menuju pesawat, anda harus menunggu diruang yang sudah disediakan oleh pihak penerbangan, jangan sekali-sekali menunggu diruang kamar mandi/WC nanti dikira OB lagi...

8. Setelah anda masuk pesawat lihat nomor bangku sesuai dengan tiket anda, jangan sekali-kali bawa bangku dari rumah nanti anda dikira tukang cukur oleh pramugari

9. Pada saat pesawat akan berangkat pastikan handphone, kompor, kulkas, TV, Radio, Lampu anda dalam keadaan mati, soale bayar listrik-nya mahal...hikssss

10. Pastikan pilot sudah berada didalam pesawat, bagaimana anda mau terbang kalau ngga ada pilotnya...hee....hee


Have a nice fly.....
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1. Pastikan anda sudah booking tiket dan terlihat ada tulisan nama penerbangan, flight, tanggal dan jam, dan kalau anda melihat jam pertunjukan 19:00 teather 1, berarti anda salah membeli tiket untuk bioskop XXI.

2. Perhatikan terminal yg anda tuju apakah domestik atau international, dan jangan malu2 bertanya pada orang2 atau supir taxi, salah-salah anda sudah ada di terminal pulogadung jurusan pemalang.

3. Kalau anda tersesat didalam terminal tidak usah panik dan bingung, perhatikan orang2 disekeliling yang membawa tas koper atau troly sebaiknya anda ikuti, jangan terlalu dekat nanti anda dikira portir lagi

4. Usahakan jangan terlalu banyak bawa barang bawaan, nanti dikira petugas keamanan anda mau buka lapak diterminal.

5. Jangan membawa benda tajam seperti, bambu runcing, jarum, gunting, linggis, paku

6. Sesampainya dikonter tiket, serahkan tiket dan barang bawaan anda kalau ingin ditaruh bagasi, jangan sekali-sekali anda serahkan dompet, jam tangan, handphone, kalung kepada petugas tiket nanti dikira anda mau gadaikan barang.

7. Sebelum anda menuju pesawat, anda harus menunggu diruang yang sudah disediakan oleh pihak penerbangan, jangan sekali-sekali menunggu diruang kamar mandi/WC nanti dikira OB lagi...

8. Setelah anda masuk pesawat lihat nomor bangku sesuai dengan tiket anda, jangan sekali-kali bawa bangku dari rumah nanti anda dikira tukang cukur oleh pramugari

9. Pada saat pesawat akan berangkat pastikan handphone, kompor, kulkas, TV, Radio, Lampu anda dalam keadaan mati, soale bayar listrik-nya mahal...hikssss

10. Pastikan pilot sudah berada didalam pesawat, bagaimana anda mau terbang kalau ngga ada pilotnya...hee....hee


Have a nice fly.....

Pastikan pula anda memakai busana yg pantas.

akan lucu jika anda naik pesawat sambil telanjang.
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Pastikan pula anda memakai busana yg pantas.

akan lucu jika anda naik pesawat sambil telanjang.
doh....yang pengalaman.......
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ha ... ha ... lucu banget oey
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Pastikan juga mas pesawatnya jangan sampe salah... ntar mas naek pesawat televisi ato pesawat telepon kan susah...
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Pastikan juga mas pesawatnya jangan sampe salah... ntar mas naek pesawat televisi ato pesawat telepon kan susah...
ha ha ha lumayan....
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ha ha ha lumayan....
apanya yg lumayan..... habis uji coba pesawat tempur ya....
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apanya yg lumayan..... habis uji coba pesawat tempur ya....
males!!!!.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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males!!!!.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bukannya itu memang kebiasaan loe tiap hari
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bukannya itu memang kebiasaan loe tiap hari
gak .aku lo rajin posting
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gak .aku lo rajin posting
oh ya manado apa kabar.... gak kena gempa ya
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Pastikan juga mas pesawatnya jangan sampe salah... ntar mas naek pesawat televisi ato pesawat telepon kan susah...
hua...ha...ha...ha...ha..ha.........co**tmu.......
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Have A Nice Fly, "Seneng ya punya lalet Baru???"
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salah....artinya...."dapatkah satu lalat manis...."gitu
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[quote=Popeye;253143]
5. Jangan membawa benda tajam seperti, bambu runcing, jarum, gunting, linggis, paku
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bawa2 bambu runcing ?? iseng amat ... ahahha ...
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