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  | |  09 October 2007, 08:11 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | | 
Seorang cowok cerita ke temannya,
"Gue kesel banget!"
"Oh ya? kenapa emang?" tanya temennya.
"Semalem gue kenalan ama cewek cakep di cafe, trus kita ke rumahnya, dia ngajakin begituan, pas kita mo buka baju, tau-tau suami nya dateng. Kaget gue langsung lompat ke jendela kamar sambil ngumpet gantungan di bawah jendela dengan jari gue!"
"Wah, sial banget lo" sahut temennya.
"Yeah, tapi itu belum apa-apa" lanjut cowok itu
"Pas suaminya masuk kamar ngeliat istrinya, dia ngomong 'Wah... kebetulan kamu udah telanjang, bentar aku kencing dulu'. Lalu tau gak, si suami brengsek jorok itu kencing lewat jendela pas kena kepala gue"
"Ya ampun!" Temennya geleng-geleng kepala.
"Pantesan aja loe kesel banget"
"Yeah, tapi bukan itu yang bikin gue kesel"
"Udah itu, aku dengerin mereka begituan mesra banget. Setelah mereka selesai, suaminya ngebuang kondom nya keluar jendela, tau gak jatuh dimana? Pas di kepala gue!"
"Busyet, loe apes banget!" kata temennya
"Bentar gue belum selesai, yang bikin gue lebih kesel lagi pas suaminya mau buang air, ternyata toiletnya rusak, jadi dia pup sambil
jongkok di pinggir jendela, pas jatuh diatas kepala gue!"
"Wah..wah, pasti lengkap deh penderitaan loe" sahut temennya.
"Yeah... yeah... tapi loe tau gak, yang paling bikin gue KESEL... KESEL... KESEEELL banget? Pas gue liat kebawah ternyata kaki
gue jaraknya cuma 10 centi dari tanah..." __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 11 October 2007, 12:50 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2006 Location: di goa Posts: 10,450 Rep Power: 13 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dedi_anker Seorang cowok cerita ke temannya,
"Gue kesel banget!"
"Oh ya? kenapa emang?" tanya temennya.
"Semalem gue kenalan ama cewek cakep di cafe, trus kita ke rumahnya, dia ngajakin begituan, pas kita mo buka baju, tau-tau suami nya dateng. Kaget gue langsung lompat ke jendela kamar sambil ngumpet gantungan di bawah jendela dengan jari gue!"
"Wah, sial banget lo" sahut temennya.
"Yeah, tapi itu belum apa-apa" lanjut cowok itu
"Pas suaminya masuk kamar ngeliat istrinya, dia ngomong 'Wah... kebetulan kamu udah telanjang, bentar aku kencing dulu'. Lalu tau gak, si suami brengsek jorok itu kencing lewat jendela pas kena kepala gue"
"Ya ampun!" Temennya geleng-geleng kepala.
"Pantesan aja loe kesel banget"
"Yeah, tapi bukan itu yang bikin gue kesel"
"Udah itu, aku dengerin mereka begituan mesra banget. Setelah mereka selesai, suaminya ngebuang kondom nya keluar jendela, tau gak jatuh dimana? Pas di kepala gue!"
"Busyet, loe apes banget!" kata temennya
"Bentar gue belum selesai, yang bikin gue lebih kesel lagi pas suaminya mau buang air, ternyata toiletnya rusak, jadi dia pup sambil
jongkok di pinggir jendela, pas jatuh diatas kepala gue!"
"Wah..wah, pasti lengkap deh penderitaan loe" sahut temennya.
"Yeah... yeah... tapi loe tau gak, yang paling bikin gue KESEL... KESEL... KESEEELL banget? Pas gue liat kebawah ternyata kaki
gue jaraknya cuma 10 centi dari tanah..." |  .........  ........pengalaman loe emang hebat ded.....  __________________ yang baca ... sapi | 11 October 2007, 07:43 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pokip | ........ sama dengan postingan gw.... __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 12 October 2007, 12:55 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: kalsel Posts: 10,279 Rep Power: 13 | |
iyaaaaaaaa iyaa itu dedi ituuuu hayooo ngakuuuu hihihi | 14 October 2007, 04:39 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,336 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dedi_anker ........ sama dengan postingan gw.... | makanya mas dedi jangan merusak tatanan pager ayu... pager jelek aj msh banyak kok......! __________________
maaf atas kesalahan yg lalu | 16 October 2007, 11:15 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by wall_hasil makanya mas dedi jangan merusak tatanan pager ayu... pager jelek aj msh banyak kok......! |  gimana mau memperbaiki keturunan kl nyarinya pagar jelek __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 16 October 2007, 11:25 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,957 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dedi_anker gimana mau memperbaiki keturunan kl nyarinya pagar jelek | namanya iseng iseng berhadiah.......  __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 16 October 2007, 11:31 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho namanya iseng iseng berhadiah....... | Kl gitu gw serius aja dech... kl serius hadiahnya apa? __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 16 October 2007, 11:38 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,957 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dedi_anker Kl gitu gw serius aja dech... kl serius hadiahnya apa? | anak........ __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 16 October 2007, 11:48 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho anak........ | Kl anak sich gw bisa bikin....  __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 16 October 2007, 11:52 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,957 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dedi_anker Kl anak sich gw bisa bikin.... | bikinnya bisa.....tapi bisa jadi ga?????? __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 16 October 2007, 12:17 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho bikinnya bisa.....tapi bisa jadi ga?????? | kagak bisa.... __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 16 October 2007, 12:21 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,957 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dedi_anker kagak bisa.... | salah masuk kaleee........... __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 17 October 2007, 01:06 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: July 2007 Location: di kota sederhana yg aman, nyaman, dan damai Posts: 2,935 Rep Power: 4 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho salah masuk kaleee........... | salah masuk kemana? __________________
keep ur nationalism | 17 October 2007, 01:12 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,957 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dias_erwe salah masuk kemana? | emang elo ga pengalaman?????  __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 17 October 2007, 01:13 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: July 2007 Location: di kota sederhana yg aman, nyaman, dan damai Posts: 2,935 Rep Power: 4 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho emang elo ga pengalaman????? | aku kan msh lugu, belum tau apa2. __________________
keep ur nationalism | 17 October 2007, 01:15 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,957 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dias_erwe aku kan msh lugu, belum tau apa2. | lugu = polos (wikipedia) sering polos kan?????? __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 17 October 2007, 01:16 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: July 2007 Location: di kota sederhana yg aman, nyaman, dan damai Posts: 2,935 Rep Power: 4 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho lugu = polos (wikipedia)
sering polos kan?????? | hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......... ibu....ho nakal ki.. __________________
keep ur nationalism | 17 October 2007, 01:18 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,957 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dias_erwe hhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..........
ibu....ho nakal ki.. | koq...??? emang elo brondong......??? panggil panggil ibu??? bulik..... __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 17 October 2007, 01:20 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: July 2007 Location: di kota sederhana yg aman, nyaman, dan damai Posts: 2,935 Rep Power: 4 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho koq...??? emang elo brondong......??? panggil panggil ibu??? bulik..... | ............................................................ ........................... __________________
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