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 19 September 2007, 01:44 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,958 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Olindra  ..... awas nah jgn keraz2 ngomong-na....ntar kalo ketauan die....Elo bisa berabe  | sapa takut????? __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 19 September 2007, 01:47 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,959 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho sapa takut????? |  ...... Perang dunia ke II dimulai ntar malem nich..... __________________
Sukses/ga2l adalah hsl dr apa yg Qt plh. | 19 September 2007, 01:50 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,958 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Olindra ...... Perang dunia ke II dimulai ntar malem nich..... | Perang Cerita-cerita lutju nyokkkk....!! __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 19 September 2007, 01:53 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,959 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho Perang Cerita-cerita lutju nyokkkk....!! | Gue punya cerita lucu ttg temen Gue....tapi besok adjah dech....Gue mau off dulu......  __________________
Sukses/ga2l adalah hsl dr apa yg Qt plh. | 19 September 2007, 01:57 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,958 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Olindra Gue punya cerita lucu ttg temen Gue....tapi besok adjah dech....Gue mau off dulu...... | minggat sono.......... ........ __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 19 September 2007, 10:45 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: July 2007 Location: lubuklinggau city Posts: 3,488 Rep Power: 5 | |
 kagak ikutan ah..............itukan cuma bisa"nya Ho adja biar kagak ketauan kalo die ada maen ma Carlos  ...........  __________________ SHUT DOWN the past
and
START a new beginning | 20 September 2007, 04:26 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: July 2005 Location: Dreamland Posts: 1,486 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by welliam_sky kagak ikutan ah..............itukan cuma bisa"nya Ho adja biar kagak ketauan kalo die ada maen ma Carlos ........... | maen apa ? __________________
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy | 20 September 2007, 09:58 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,959 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by carlos maen apa ? | Maen gundu.... __________________
Sukses/ga2l adalah hsl dr apa yg Qt plh. | 21 September 2007, 06:40 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by carlos maen apa ? |  maen apa maen __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 21 September 2007, 06:47 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | | 
Ada seorang ibu dan anak yang sudah dewasa, dua-duanya berprofesi sebagai WTS. Anaknya merasa heran terhadap ibunya, karena walaupun ibunya lebih tua darinya tapi ternyata memiliki pelanggan lebih banyak. Karena penasaran, akhirnya ia bertanya kepada ibunya, apa sih resepnya bu?" Si ibu dengan panjang lebar menjawab, "Resepnya, sewaktu melayani pelanggan, saya menggunakan petasan kecil yang di pasang di balik paha saya. Sewaktu petasan tersebut meledak karena tekanan, maka pelanggan akan bertanya, suara apa tuh? Saya jawab, Oh.. perawan saya pecah ." Akhirnya si anak pun mencari petasan kecil. Ternyata petasan tersebut laku keras dan telah habis di pasaran. Yang tersedia cuman petasan yang sangat besar. Akhirnya karena penasaran, digunakan juga petasan besar... Datanglah pelanggan si anak yang pertama Yang akan di layani. Si anak menggunakan petasan. Ketika pelayanan sedang memuncak... Terdengarlah suara menggelegar DUUUAAARRR......!!! Si pelanggan terkejut dan bangun sambil bekacak pinggang... "Suara apaan tuh?", tanya pelanggan. "Oh.. Perawan saya pecah..", Jawab si anak.  Dengan marah pelanggan berteriak, "PERAWAN SIH PERAWAN. TAPI BIJI GUA KEMANA NIH!!!?"  __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 21 September 2007, 09:24 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: July 2007 Location: lubuklinggau city Posts: 3,488 Rep Power: 5 | |
__________________ SHUT DOWN the past
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START a new beginning | 22 September 2007, 10:04 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by welliam_sky |  ...... masa gw... biji gw masih utuh kok...  __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 22 September 2007, 10:10 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,958 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dedi_anker Ada seorang ibu dan anak yang sudah dewasa, dua-duanya berprofesi sebagai WTS. Anaknya merasa heran terhadap ibunya, karena walaupun ibunya lebih tua darinya tapi ternyata memiliki pelanggan lebih banyak. Karena penasaran, akhirnya ia bertanya kepada ibunya, apa sih resepnya bu?" Si ibu dengan panjang lebar menjawab, "Resepnya, sewaktu melayani pelanggan, saya menggunakan petasan kecil yang di pasang di balik paha saya. Sewaktu petasan tersebut meledak karena tekanan, maka pelanggan akan bertanya, suara apa tuh? Saya jawab, Oh.. perawan saya pecah ." Akhirnya si anak pun mencari petasan kecil. Ternyata petasan tersebut laku keras dan telah habis di pasaran. Yang tersedia cuman petasan yang sangat besar. Akhirnya karena penasaran, digunakan juga petasan besar... Datanglah pelanggan si anak yang pertama Yang akan di layani. Si anak menggunakan petasan. Ketika pelayanan sedang memuncak... Terdengarlah suara menggelegar DUUUAAARRR......!!! Si pelanggan terkejut dan bangun sambil bekacak pinggang... "Suara apaan tuh?", tanya pelanggan. "Oh.. Perawan saya pecah..", Jawab si anak. Dengan marah pelanggan berteriak, "PERAWAN SIH PERAWAN. TAPI BIJI GUA KEMANA NIH!!!?" |  asli gw ngakak....... __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 22 September 2007, 10:14 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho | gw aja baca berulang kali masih ngakak juga __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 22 September 2007, 10:17 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,958 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dedi_anker gw aja baca berulang kali masih ngakak juga | ini baru cerita lucu.....  elo baca di GUE BANGETS deh..... yang kejadian kemaren asli.... lucu juga..... __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 22 September 2007, 10:23 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by toeng_ho ini baru cerita lucu..... elo baca di GUE BANGETS deh..... yang kejadian kemaren asli.... lucu juga..... | masalah avatarnya diva n nona yakkkk __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 22 September 2007, 10:40 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,958 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by dedi_anker masalah avatarnya diva n nona yakkkk | bukan...... elo ikutin aja postingan atasnya __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 22 September 2007, 02:48 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,344 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by carlos A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck! He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you, too." | gue juga ndak ngerti bahasa sunda __________________
maaf atas kesalahan yg lalu | 22 September 2007, 03:16 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Posts: 2,274 Rep Power: 4 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by wall_hasil gue juga ndak ngerti bahasa sunda | apa lagi gue....tambah pincang nih kaki... | 22 September 2007, 09:47 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by geblek apa lagi gue....tambah pincang nih kaki... | kelihatan dari nama loe __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
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