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 08 September 2005, 12:45 PM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: September 2005 Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0 | |
Huihuihuihuihiu.. lucuuu...  Lagi doonggg .... plisss...  | 10 September 2005, 02:38 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2005 Location: Oil City Posts: 3,792 Rep Power: 7 | |
aku sedikit bisa bahasa jawa tp jgn yang halus yaaaa ga bis aku,masalhnya belajar bahasa jawa saat nonton AREMA di gajayana jd kasar2.......ya maaf.... | 10 September 2005, 09:37 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Brisbane,Queensland Posts: 323 Rep Power: 4 | | 
Molimo Seminggu Mari dikelamuti pedhet, Togog dilapurno nang polisi ambek bapake Romlah. Ambek polisine Togog terus dilebokno penjara. Tibake penjarane wonge sangar-sangar, brewokan, dempal-dempal akeh tatone. Isine kiro-kiro satus, onok preman, jagal, bromocorah, korak lan sak panunggalane. Togog malih wedhi, opo maneh durung tau mlebu penjara. Pas wayahe antri mangan, Togog mulai oleh konco. "Awakmu wong anyar yo ?" jare konco anyar iku. "Iyo . . ." jare Togog. "Wis gak usah pusing, ndhik penjara iku malah enak. Mangan ditanggung, klambi dijatah, turu gak mbayar. Opo maneh ndhik penjara iki awakmu isok nglakoni sing jenenge Mo Limo sak tuwukmu." jare koncone Togog. "Lho cik enake. Opo ae acarane ndhik kene?" takon Togog. "Bengi iki malem Senen, acarane maling. Kabeh Napi ndhik kene saling copet copetan. Lha dhuwike bakal digawe main malem Seloso sisuk. Awakmu arek anyar kudhu isok nyopet dhuwik sing akeh, mergone biasane arek anyar sing dikongkon dhadhi bandare ", jare koncone Togog. "Oo gak masalah iku, ndhik kampung aku tau dhadhi bandar buntutan. Tapi lek digerebeg polisi yok opo ?" jare Togog. "Katene digerebeg yok opo maneh, wong awakmu wis ndhik penjara. Lha malem Rebone iku acarane minum. Biasane arek anyar koyok awakmu dikongkon ngentekno bir limang botol", jare koncone Togog. "Oo gak masalah iku, sepuluh botol ae sik kuat aku" jare Togog. "Mari ngono, malem Kemise iku acarane madhat. Pokoke sembarang onok, ganja, sabu-sabu, heroin, sak tuwukmu", jare koncone Togog. "Wah tepak wis, lek aku senenge sabu-sabu. Tapi lek kecekel polisi yok opo ?", jare Togog. "Lek awakmu nyabu ndhik hotel, pasti digerebeg terus dilebokno penjara. Lha wong awakmu wis ndhik penjara, katene dilebokno endhi maneh. Wis tah, pokoke aman." jare koncone Togog. "Wah sip lek ngono. Lha malem Jum'at acarane opo?" jare Togog. "Awakmu homo tah dhudhuk ?" takon koncone Togog. "Ngawur ae, aku iki normal rek !!!" jare Togog. "Wah berat iki cak", jare koncone Togog. "Lho opoko masalae?" takon Togog. "Soale malem Jum'at, malem Sabtu ambek malem minggu iku acarane madhon. Lha biasane arek anyar iku sing dhadhi wedhoke ".  __________________
God works in mysterious way... | 15 September 2005, 01:45 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2005 Location: Oil City Posts: 3,792 Rep Power: 7 | |
wadohhhh sak no rek si togog..........satus wong e'......kentutnya ga muni... tut ......tut.....la'an tp ......mmmmooooaaahhhhhhhh.......koyok ketutnya bencong nang stasiun......anginnya ga langsung lossss ga terhambat...... | 25 September 2005, 07:35 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2005 Posts: 782 Rep Power: 4 | |
ampun...ampun...dah...ane kagak ngerti bhs jawa...ajarin dooooooooooooonk... | 26 September 2005, 01:13 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: REPUBLIK INDONESIA Posts: 1,472 Rep Power: 5 | |
Yaik...... silite togog dadi opo yo.......? __________________  TOO OLD TO ROCK TOO YOUNG TO DIE | 26 September 2005, 03:05 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Pontianak Posts: 4,853 Rep Power: 8 | | 
Quote: | Originally Posted by Syahrul_Istiqlali Molimo Seminggu Mari dikelamuti pedhet, Togog dilapurno nang polisi ambek bapake Romlah. Ambek polisine Togog terus dilebokno penjara. Tibake penjarane wonge sangar-sangar, brewokan, dempal-dempal akeh tatone. Isine kiro-kiro satus, onok preman, jagal, bromocorah, korak lan sak panunggalane. Togog malih wedhi, opo maneh durung tau mlebu penjara. Pas wayahe antri mangan, Togog mulai oleh konco. "Awakmu wong anyar yo ?" jare konco anyar iku. "Iyo . . ." jare Togog. "Wis gak usah pusing, ndhik penjara iku malah enak. Mangan ditanggung, klambi dijatah, turu gak mbayar. Opo maneh ndhik penjara iki awakmu isok nglakoni sing jenenge Mo Limo sak tuwukmu." jare koncone Togog. "Lho cik enake. Opo ae acarane ndhik kene?" takon Togog. "Bengi iki malem Senen, acarane maling. Kabeh Napi ndhik kene saling copet copetan. Lha dhuwike bakal digawe main malem Seloso sisuk. Awakmu arek anyar kudhu isok nyopet dhuwik sing akeh, mergone biasane arek anyar sing dikongkon dhadhi bandare ", jare koncone Togog. "Oo gak masalah iku, ndhik kampung aku tau dhadhi bandar buntutan. Tapi lek digerebeg polisi yok opo ?" jare Togog. "Katene digerebeg yok opo maneh, wong awakmu wis ndhik penjara. Lha malem Rebone iku acarane minum. Biasane arek anyar koyok awakmu dikongkon ngentekno bir limang botol", jare koncone Togog. "Oo gak masalah iku, sepuluh botol ae sik kuat aku" jare Togog. "Mari ngono, malem Kemise iku acarane madhat. Pokoke sembarang onok, ganja, sabu-sabu, heroin, sak tuwukmu", jare koncone Togog. "Wah tepak wis, lek aku senenge sabu-sabu. Tapi lek kecekel polisi yok opo ?", jare Togog. "Lek awakmu nyabu ndhik hotel, pasti digerebeg terus dilebokno penjara. Lha wong awakmu wis ndhik penjara, katene dilebokno endhi maneh. Wis tah, pokoke aman." jare koncone Togog. "Wah sip lek ngono. Lha malem Jum'at acarane opo?" jare Togog. "Awakmu homo tah dhudhuk ?" takon koncone Togog. "Ngawur ae, aku iki normal rek !!!" jare Togog. "Wah berat iki cak", jare koncone Togog. "Lho opoko masalae?" takon Togog. "Soale malem Jum'at, malem Sabtu ambek malem minggu iku acarane madhon. Lha biasane arek anyar iku sing dhadhi wedhoke ". | huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa __________________  "kebahagiaan terbesar dalam hidup kita adalah jika kita dapat memberikan perhatian kepada orang yang kita cintai " - R.A. Kartini | 27 September 2005, 01:55 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2005 Location: Oil City Posts: 3,792 Rep Power: 7 | |
wes humore rul.......ditambah lagi napa....... | 27 September 2005, 08:01 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Brisbane,Queensland Posts: 323 Rep Power: 4 | |
Rasa Stroberi Thah? Pas acara perpisahan arek TK, setiap murid nggowo kado gawe bu gurune. Sing pertama maju anake pedagang bunga. Bu gurune ngambung kadone ambek mbedhek, "Isine kembang yo....". "Seratus buat bu guru.." jare anake pedagang bunga. Sing kedua maju anake wong dhodhol mracang. Ambek bu gurune kadone dikocok-kocok. Wah iki rodok angel mbedheke, pikire. "Isine permen yo...". "Pinter bu guru.." jare anake wong dhodhol mracang. Mari ngono, maju anake wong dhodhol es krim. Pas kadone diangkat, dhadhak netes. Ambek bu gurune tetesane diincipi. "Es krime rasa anggur yo..." jare bu gurune kemeruh. "Salah..." jare areke. "Rasa stroberi tah...?" bu gurune kemeruh maneh. "Salah .." jare areke. "Wis aku nyerah, rasa opo sih iku" takok b u gurune. "Isinya anak anjing kok bu guru..." :shock: :shock: JANKRIK !!!!! :shock: :shock: __________________
God works in mysterious way... | 27 September 2005, 05:28 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: REPUBLIK INDONESIA Posts: 1,472 Rep Power: 5 | |
tanduk...... om ..... __________________ TOO OLD TO ROCK TOO YOUNG TO DIE | 27 September 2005, 06:51 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Always Passer Baroe Posts: 485 Rep Power: 4 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by borneo huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | Aku curiga borneo bisa basa jawa... __________________ Live your life. Love your family (I mean... reeeeeally love them)  | 27 September 2005, 06:58 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Always Passer Baroe Posts: 485 Rep Power: 4 | |
Aku ramein ya...
NjeGuR
Onok juragan tambak jenenge Sablah ngadakno sayembara.
"Sopo ae sing wani njegur nang tambakku, bakal oleh hadiah Sepeda Montor." jare Sablah.
Akeh wong sing ngumpul ndhelok sayembarane, tapi gak onok sing wani njegur nang tambak.
Masalae tambake isine dhudhuk iwak tapi boyo, nyambik, bajul lan sak panunggalane.
Mergo gak onok sing wani njegur, hadiae digenti dhadhi montor kijang anyar.
Tapi tetep ae gak onok sing wani njegur mergo merinding ndhelok boyone guedhe-guedhe mangap kabeh.
Akhire ambek Sabalah hadiae ditambah maneh, montor kijang anyar ambek omah sak isine.
Tapi tetep ae gak onok sing wani njegur. Mari sepi meneng kuabeh, moro-moro Muntiyadi njegur nang tambak.
Penontone keplok-keplok kabeh ndhelok Muntiyadi gelut ambek boyo.
Kiro-kiro wis sak jam, akhire Muntiyadi tampil sebagai pemenang. Cumak yo ngono, awake dhedhel kuabeh.
Wis mari ambekan, Sablah marani arep nyerahno hadiae, tapi Muntiyadi nolak.
"Yo wis tak tambahi dhuwik limangatus juta" jare Sablah, tapi Muntiyadi tetep nolak.
"Tak tambahi mas-masan sak kilo" jare Sablah maneh, Muntiyadi tetep gak gelem.
"Wis ngene ae, awakmu njaluk opo ae, tak turuti" jare Sablah gak gelem kalah.
"Aku njaluk arek sing njungkrakno aku mau digowo rene" jare Muntiyadi. __________________ Live your life. Love your family (I mean... reeeeeally love them) | 28 September 2005, 07:17 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Brisbane,Queensland Posts: 323 Rep Power: 4 | |
sakno koen, tibak e Muntiyadi dijungkrakno kancane.. __________________
God works in mysterious way... | 28 September 2005, 01:27 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: REPUBLIK INDONESIA Posts: 1,472 Rep Power: 5 | |
sorry mas.. muntiyadi aku gak sengojo nyenggol sampeyan...... __________________ TOO OLD TO ROCK TOO YOUNG TO DIE | 04 October 2005, 02:51 PM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: October 2005 Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0 | |
bgua deh semuanya........ | 04 October 2005, 02:54 PM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: October 2005 Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0 | |
kenapa ya kok BBM bisa ngalahin orang se-indonesia... pasti dia hebat, tuh.... | 04 October 2005, 03:00 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Always Passer Baroe Posts: 485 Rep Power: 4 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by nurinadia bgua deh semuanya........ | Begua itu apa ya? Apa sejenis lele bakar?  __________________ Live your life. Love your family (I mean... reeeeeally love them) | 04 October 2005, 07:58 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: REPUBLIK INDONESIA Posts: 1,472 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by terran Begua itu apa ya? Apa sejenis lele bakar? | Pecel lele kalee. __________________ TOO OLD TO ROCK TOO YOUNG TO DIE | 11 October 2005, 10:52 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Brisbane,Queensland Posts: 323 Rep Power: 4 | |
Bakso Spanyol Bunali ngelencer nang Spanyol kepingin ndelok matador. Mari mlaku-mlaku, wetenge luwe terus mampir nang restoran. Mergo menune kuabeh nganggo bahasa Spanyol, Bunali malih bingung. Akhire Bunali takok nang pelayane opo menu sing paling special. Ambek pelayane Bunali ditawari bakso spanyol, Bunali setuju. Pas panganane teko, tibake penthol bakso mek loro dihias godhong tales. Mergo luwe, penthol loro iku diunthal sak emplokan, tibake bakso spanyol yo enak pisan pikire. Mari mangan, Bunali takok nang pelayane "Daging opo iku mau, kok enak baksone?" Pelayane ngomong lek iku ngono bijine sapi sing matek kalah tarung ambek matador. Pertama Bunali kudhu muntah pas krungu, tapi mergo enak yo wis gak opo-opo. Cumak Bunali kuaget pas mbayar tibake regone luarang, untunge sangune nang kesak sik cukup. Sisuke Bunali teko maneh nang restoran iku maneh katene pesen bakso special koyok wingi. Mergo nggondhok, sak durunge budhal, Bunali nyeblek kecoak terus disaki. Pas panganane teko, tibake penthole saiki rodhok cilik. Gak opo-opo wis, sing penting enak. Mari mangan, Bunali ngetokno kecoak ambek bengok-bengok. "Aku gak gelem mbayar, lha mosok baksone onok kecoake" jare Bunali. Pelayane akhire ngalah, Bunali gak perlu mbayar. Bunali sueneng akale berhasil. Pas katene mulih, Bunali protes maneh nang pelayane opoko kok penthole saiki rodho cilik gak koyok wingi. Pelayane cerito lek dino iki sing kalah matadore. __________________
God works in mysterious way... | 11 October 2005, 11:15 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: REPUBLIK INDONESIA Posts: 1,472 Rep Power: 5 | |
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