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 11 October 2005, 11:19 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Brisbane,Queensland Posts: 323 Rep Power: 4 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Gedeanune Weq..... peline matadore di emplok Bunali......nggilani. | sing nawang tiyang....Beli Gus De bisa basa Jawa. __________________
God works in mysterious way... | 11 October 2005, 11:32 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: REPUBLIK INDONESIA Posts: 1,472 Rep Power: 5 | |  boso jawa
Quote: | Originally Posted by Syahrul_Istiqlali sing nawang tiyang....Beli Gus De bisa basa Jawa. | Hik... hik. aku kuliah nang jowo konco ya kabeh wong jowo,... lha bojoku ya wong jowo. nek gak iso ngomong jowo ya kebangetan rek..... aku iso dipecat dadi mantune wong jowo ....  __________________  TOO OLD TO ROCK TOO YOUNG TO DIE
Last edited by Gedeanune; 11 October 2005 at 08:27 PM. | 12 October 2005, 11:00 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Brisbane,Queensland Posts: 323 Rep Power: 4 | |
Balas Dendam Wonokairun mlaku mlaku nang TP ijenan katene mejeng, dandane mbois gak gelem kalah ambek ABG. Pas katene mulih dhadhak dirampok nang parkiran. Kuabeh amblas, bronpit disikat, dompet amblas, klambi diplorot kari kampesan thok. Wonokairun ngguondhok pol, toleh-toleh mbrebes mili nang tengah embong. Wonokairun nyobak nyegat taksi, ambek njelasno lek mari dirampok. Wonokairun janji mbayar taksine nang omah. Tibake supir taksine iku gak percoyo, sombong poll, gak gelem nolong blas malah ngilokno. "Asline wong mbambung ae athik aksi ethok-ethok dirampok ! "jare supir taksine nang ngarepe wongakeh. Wonokairun loro atine di isin-isin koyok ngono. Wonokairun akhire terpaksa mlaku mulih nang Sepanjang buntelan koran. Cumak yo ngono, Wonokairun dendam pol nang supir taksi iku mau, pokoke ditengeri wonge lemu ireng kopiahan. Aku kudhu isok mbales ngisin-ngisin wong elek iki, pikire Wonokairun. Minggu ngarepe, Wonokairun dulin nang TP ijenan maneh. Mari wis tuwuk dulin, akhire Wonokairun mulih. Pas metu TP, akeh taksi sing antri golek penumpang. Wonokairun sengojo golek supir taksi sing minggu wingi nglarakno ati, katene balas dendam. Diurut mulai sing paling ngarep, Wonokairun nakoni supir taksine sithok-sithok. "Cak, nang Sepanjang piro" takok Wonokairun. "Biasa mbah, borongan ae seket ewu" jare supir taksine. "Mari ngeterno, tak sodomi yo, ojok khawatir ongkose tak tambahi ?" takok Wonokairun maneh. "Wok nggilani !!!, Koen kiro aku iki homo tah mbah. Masio elek, aku iki wong lanang normal mbah,goleko sing liyane ae !" jare supir taksi iku ambek misuh-misuh tersinggung. Kuabeh supir taksi sing dijak kencan jawabe podho kabeh ambek misuh-misuh gak karuan, tapi Wonokairun cuek ae. Sampek taksi sing paling mburi, akhire Wonokairun ketemu supir taksi lemu ireng kopiahan sing digoleki. Koyoke supir taksine iku wis lali ambek Wonokairun. "Cak, nang Sepanjang piro?" Wonokairun aksi takok. "Biasa ae mbah, seket ewu. " jare supir taksine. "Yo wis, ayok ndhang budhal." Wonokairun langsung numpak terus budhal, Wonokairun sempet ngelirik kartu pengenale tibake jenenge Markun. Mergo paling mburi, terpaksa supir taksine iku bengok-bengok ngongkon konco-koncone sing nang ngarep minggir sithik cik isok lewat. Bareng wis mlaku, Wonokairun dadah-dadah nang supir-supir taksi iku, mesam-mesem ambek ngomong "Eenaaak teennaann . . ." Konco-konco supir taksi sing ndhelok Markun malih bingung kuabeh gilo kudhu mukok . . . __________________
God works in mysterious way... | 12 October 2005, 11:02 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Brisbane,Queensland Posts: 323 Rep Power: 4 | | 
Limolas Juta Wonokairun lungo nang Tretes mampir nang Wisma Rindu Malam. Isine wong wedhok ayu-ayu semlohe, sikile mulus-mulus gak onok sing bubulen. Wonokairun disambut ambet Mamane wisma. "Aku pingin pethuk ambek Sablah" ajre Wonokairun. "Mbah, Sablah iku cewek paling ayu nang kene, taripe yo paling larang. Sampeyan mesti gak cukup dhuwike, tak golekno sing liyane ae yo . . ." jare Mamane. "Aku kudhu pethuk ambek Sablah." Wonokairun mekso. Akhire Mamane ngongkon Sablah metu seko petarangan, tibake areke pancen uayu tenan.. "Mbah, sampeyan wis weruh tah lek taripku iku limang juta sekali booking ?" takok Sablah. Gathik kakean cangkem, Wonokairun ngetokno dhuwik sak bundhel isine limang juta. Mari ngono, Wonokairun digandeng Sablah munggah mlebu arena. Bareng wis mari diservis, Wonokairun minggat. Sisuke Wonokairun teko maneh nang Wisma Rindu Malam iku. "Aku pingin pethuk ambek Sablah" jare Wonokairun. "Mbah, masio sampeyan wingi wis booking Sablah, taripe pancet lho yo gak ono diskon" jare Mamane. "Aku kudhu pethuk ambek Sablah" Wonokairun mekso maneh. Wong mulai kasak-kusuk ngrasani mbah Wonokairun. Akhire Mamane nyeluk Sablah. "Mbah, sampeyan wis weruh tah gak lek taripku pancet limang juta sekali booking ?" takok Sablah. Gathik kakean cangkem, Wonokairun ngetokno dhuwik sak bundhel isine limang juta. Mari ngono, arek loro iku munggah mlebu arena. Bareng wis mari diservis, Wonokairun minggat. Sisuke maneh, Wonokairun teko pisan maneh nang Wisma Rindu Malam. "Aku pingin pethuk ambek Sablah" jare Wonokairun. "Mbah, masio sampeyan wingi wis booking ping pindho, taripe Sablah pancet lho yo gak ono diskon" jare Mamane. "Aku kudhu pethuk ambek Sablah," jare Wonokairun. Wong tambah rame kasak-kusuk ngrasani, tapi mbah Wonokairun cuek ae. Akhire Mamane nyeluk Sablah. "Mbah, sampeyan wis weruh tah gak lek tarifku pancet limang juta sekali booking ?" takok Sablah. Gathik kakean cangkem, Wonokairun ngetokno dhuwik sak bundhel isine limang juta. Mari ngono, arek loro iku munggah mlebu arena. Bareng wis mari, Sablah penasaran ambek Wonokairun. "Mbah, sampeyan iku cik lomane ambek aku, sak umur-umur gak ono wong sing wani mbooking aku lansung ping telu. Seko ndheso endhi sampeyan Mbah ?" takok Sablah. "Aku seko Sepanjang" jare Wonokairun. "Lho iyo tah !!, aku ndhuwe dulur nang Sepanjang pisan." jare Sablah kaget. "Wis weruh aku. Bapakmu mati sak wulan kepungkur. Mbakyumu nggoleki awakmu gak ketemu, terus ngongkon aku nggolek awakmu kanggo nyerahno dhuwik warisan limolas juta . . ." __________________
God works in mysterious way... | 12 October 2005, 11:03 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Brisbane,Queensland Posts: 323 Rep Power: 4 | | 
Nginceng Tole, anake Romlah, mlayu menggos-menggos mlebu omah nggoleki ibuke. "Buuuk . .Ibuuuuk...!!!" jare Tole ambek nungkul ibuke. "Opoko Le, kon kok koyok diuber celeng . .?" takon Romlah. "Bu aku mari mergoki Bapak ambek Yuk Jah wong loro . . ." jare Tole ambek menggos-menggos. "Sik tak la, alon-alon lek cerito, longgo sing nggenah dhisik .." jare Romlah ngayemno anake. "Ngene lho Buk, pas aku dhulin nang omahe Kelik, aku ndhelok Bapak mlebu nang omahe Yuk Jah." jare Tole. "Wis wis Stop ! Stop ! Stop!, ceritone disimpen dhisik ae. Lek Bapakmu teko, ceritone lagek diterusno. Aku pingin weruh reaksine Bapakmu. "jare Romlah. Sorene Muntiyadi mulih wis dienteni Tole ambek Romlah. "Ayok Le, age ndhang cerito nak" jare Romlah. "Pas aku dhulinan nang omahe Kelik, moro-moro aku ndhelok Bapake mlebu nang omahe Yuk Jah. Aku timik-timik nututi Bapake, terus nginceng seko jendelo. Aku ndhelok Bapak terus sayangsayangan ambek Yuk Jah. Mari ngono aku .... wis gak wis aku gak wani nerusno . ." jare Tole. Romlah penasaran, Muntiyadi gemeter tegang. "Ojok wedhi ambek Bapakmu, ayo age terus no. Mari ngono Bapakmu lapo ambek Yuk Jah !!" Romlah mekso anake. Mari dipekso-pekso akhire Tole nerusno ceritone "Mari ngono Bapak ambek Yuk Jah dulinan jaran-jaranan koyok . . . koyok . . .” Tole mandeg maneh gak wani ngomong. “Lho ayo terusno ojok wedhi, koyok opo ayo sing jelas “ Romlah mbentak anake maneh. Akhire Tole wani nerusno maneh. “Koyok Ibu ambek om Gempil mbiyen . . ." __________________
God works in mysterious way... | 12 October 2005, 11:33 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: paris, france (www.uniquerose.fr) Posts: 3,051 Rep Power: 7 | |
shuuuuuttt...ssstttt woiiii ada "humor orang betawi", gak..gak kebigian nimbrung nih..atau..mas2 dan mbak2, pak e', bu' e..mbok,yaa..ajarin aq ngomong jowonya loh..nya, private less ke'..biar bisa nyatol ama orang2 suriname, gitu..   | 19 October 2005, 11:24 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2005 Location: Brisbane,Queensland Posts: 323 Rep Power: 4 | |
Peringatan Hak Cipta
Ngguyu iku termasuk salah siji hak asasine menungso, dhadhi gak perlu mbayar. Aku
gak masalah lek bukuku iku nyebar nang endhi ae, tapi lek onok wong sing sampek wani
ngomersilno, tak dungakno ngguyu pitung turunan gak isok mingkem. Deodorant Romlah mampir nang toko katene tuku deodorant. "Cak, aku arep tuku deodorant gawe "bagian bawah"," jare Romlah ambek ndhudhing anune. Sing ndhuwe toko bingung lha mosok onok deodorant gae "bagian bawah". "Sepurane yo ning, gak onok deodorant sing kanggo bagian bawah." jare sing dhodhol. "Yok opo se peno iku, wong aku sering tuku kok !" jare Romlah muring-muring. "Lho sampeyan onok contone tah ?" jare sing dhodhol. "Yo!. Iki lho barange." jare Romlah ambek ndhudhuhno wadahe deodorant kosong. Sing dhodhol kudhu ngguyu tapi dimpet. "Ning !! Iki ngono deodorant biasa sing kanggo kelek" jare sing dhodhol. Romlah tersinggung diguyu-guyu. "Lho peno iku sing ngengkel ae, woconen tah tulisane iku." jare Romlah ambek njentit ngangkat roke sampek "bagian bawah"e kethok. Bareng sing dhodhol moco, tibake tulisane ngene "Untuk pemakaian, tekan bagian bawah" __________________
God works in mysterious way... | 19 October 2005, 11:54 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: REPUBLIK INDONESIA Posts: 1,472 Rep Power: 5 | | deodorant
Deodorant Romlah mampir nang toko katene tuku deodorant. "Cak, aku arep tuku deodorant gawe "bagian bawah"," jare Romlah ambek ndhudhing Gedeanune. __________________ TOO OLD TO ROCK TOO YOUNG TO DIE | 13 January 2008, 08:52 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,302 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by Andree_22  rul,biar ceritanya tambah lucu,di translate napa......kan yang baca ga cm orang jawa,ni komunitas seluruh indonesia...OK | rul, cek critone tambah lucu, di translate po'o........sing moco lak gak cuman wong jowo thok, iki komunitas wong indonesia kabeh......ok translate __________________
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Last edited by wall_hasil; 13 January 2008 at 09:05 PM. | 13 January 2008, 09:06 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,302 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by Syahrul_Istiqlali Nginceng Tole, anake Romlah, mlayu menggos-menggos mlebu omah nggoleki ibuke. "Buuuk . .Ibuuuuk...!!!" jare Tole ambek nungkul ibuke. "Opoko Le, kon kok koyok diuber celeng . .?" takon Romlah. "Bu aku mari mergoki Bapak ambek Yuk Jah wong loro . . ." jare Tole ambek menggos-menggos. "Sik tak la, alon-alon lek cerito, longgo sing nggenah dhisik .." jare Romlah ngayemno anake. "Ngene lho Buk, pas aku dhulin nang omahe Kelik, aku ndhelok Bapak mlebu nang omahe Yuk Jah." jare Tole. "Wis wis Stop ! Stop ! Stop!, ceritone disimpen dhisik ae. Lek Bapakmu teko, ceritone lagek diterusno. Aku pingin weruh reaksine Bapakmu. "jare Romlah. Sorene Muntiyadi mulih wis dienteni Tole ambek Romlah. "Ayok Le, age ndhang cerito nak" jare Romlah. "Pas aku dhulinan nang omahe Kelik, moro-moro aku ndhelok Bapake mlebu nang omahe Yuk Jah. Aku timik-timik nututi Bapake, terus nginceng seko jendelo. Aku ndhelok Bapak terus sayangsayangan ambek Yuk Jah. Mari ngono aku .... wis gak wis aku gak wani nerusno . ." jare Tole. Romlah penasaran, Muntiyadi gemeter tegang. "Ojok wedhi ambek Bapakmu, ayo age terus no. Mari ngono Bapakmu lapo ambek Yuk Jah !!" Romlah mekso anake. Mari dipekso-pekso akhire Tole nerusno ceritone "Mari ngono Bapak ambek Yuk Jah dulinan jaran-jaranan koyok . . . koyok . . .” Tole mandeg maneh gak wani ngomong. “Lho ayo terusno ojok wedhi, koyok opo ayo sing jelas “ Romlah mbentak anake maneh. Akhire Tole wani nerusno maneh. “Koyok Ibu ambek om Gempil mbiyen . . ." | ha ha ha ha ha ha lucu polll __________________
Selamat menunaikan ibadah Puasa | 26 January 2008, 02:59 AM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: January 2008 Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0 | | lucu2 banget
hehehehehe, ada yang lain gak? | 26 January 2008, 10:38 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,899 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by Syahrul_Istiqlali Peringatan Hak Cipta
Ngguyu iku termasuk salah siji hak asasine menungso, dhadhi gak perlu mbayar. Aku
gak masalah lek bukuku iku nyebar nang endhi ae, tapi lek onok wong sing sampek wani
ngomersilno, tak dungakno ngguyu pitung turunan gak isok mingkem. Deodorant Romlah mampir nang toko katene tuku deodorant. "Cak, aku arep tuku deodorant gawe "bagian bawah"," jare Romlah ambek ndhudhing anune. Sing ndhuwe toko bingung lha mosok onok deodorant gae "bagian bawah". "Sepurane yo ning, gak onok deodorant sing kanggo bagian bawah." jare sing dhodhol. "Yok opo se peno iku, wong aku sering tuku kok !" jare Romlah muring-muring. "Lho sampeyan onok contone tah ?" jare sing dhodhol. "Yo!. Iki lho barange." jare Romlah ambek ndhudhuhno wadahe deodorant kosong. Sing dhodhol kudhu ngguyu tapi dimpet. "Ning !! Iki ngono deodorant biasa sing kanggo kelek" jare sing dhodhol. Romlah tersinggung diguyu-guyu. "Lho peno iku sing ngengkel ae, woconen tah tulisane iku." jare Romlah ambek njentit ngangkat roke sampek "bagian bawah"e kethok. Bareng sing dhodhol moco, tibake tulisane ngene "Untuk pemakaian, tekan bagian bawah" | ha ha ha.....tibak e ono to thread koyo ngene teko jaman biyen???? hayo......sopo seng arep belajar boso jowo mblebu nang kene nek gak kepingkel pingkel....duwit e mbalek..... eh....opo mbayar to?????? ha ha ha...... __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 30 January 2008, 10:18 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,778 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by toeng_ho ha ha ha.....tibak e ono to thread koyo ngene teko jaman biyen????
hayo......sopo seng arep belajar boso jowo mblebu nang kene
nek gak kepingkel pingkel....duwit e mbalek.....
eh....opo mbayar to?????? ha ha ha...... | mbayar nganggo opo...? nganggo bagian bawah yo...  __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 30 January 2008, 10:33 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,899 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by dedi_anker mbayar nganggo opo...? nganggo bagian bawah yo... | wek mu gak payu......mambu kakehen diciprat no tembok....... ........... __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 31 January 2008, 09:49 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,778 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by toeng_ho wek mu gak payu......mambu kakehen diciprat no tembok....... ........... | mambu opo ho...? nyang jelas dong __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 31 January 2008, 09:55 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,899 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by dedi_anker mambu opo ho...? nyang jelas dong | pura pura gak tau....... .......... __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 31 January 2008, 12:16 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,778 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by toeng_ho pura pura gak tau....... .......... | maklum ho.. gw kan masih blm paham bener tentang begituan...  __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
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"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 31 January 2008, 12:32 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,302 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by dedi_anker maklum ho.. gw kan masih blm paham bener tentang begituan... | Masak sih...........................????????? wingenane aku weroh dedi nang Jl irian barat ke lapo??? bengi2 hayooooooo jok goroh koen??? __________________
Selamat menunaikan ibadah Puasa | 31 January 2008, 12:59 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,899 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by wall_hasil Masak sih...........................?????????
wingenane aku weroh dedi nang Jl irian barat ke lapo???
bengi2 hayooooooo jok goroh koen??? | .... .......... langganane wall........hai....punya beta tembus.....  ......... __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 31 January 2008, 01:00 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,302 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: Originally Posted by toeng_ho .... .......... langganane wall........hai....punya beta tembus..... ......... | arek suroboyo pasti eroh __________________
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