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 04 October 2006, 02:44 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by ndok_oon tergantung gantungnya dimana... kalo gantung diluar aku.. emoh.. kalo didalam... hehehehheheheehh...... masih emoh juga.....  jay ada yg gantung yah... mo nawari gt yah... | kayaknya ndok emang lagi kepengen nech ... nanyain yang gantung2 molo sech  __________________ There be a light  Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 02:44 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: USA = Urang Sunda Asli Posts: 5,710 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by ndok_oon tergantung gantungnya dimana... kalo gantung diluar aku.. emoh.. kalo didalam... hehehehheheheehh...... masih emoh juga..... jay ada yg gantung yah... mo nawari gt yah... | yaaaa..gmn yach.....(clingukan) ada sech.... __________________ 'jika nnt ku sanding dirimu, miliki aku dgn segala kelemahanku.
Bila nnt engkau disampingku, jgn pernah letih tuk mencintaiku..
| 04 October 2006, 02:48 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by V_jay ACH...
YANG BO'ONGG... | Sumpeh deh gue __________________  You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 04 October 2006, 02:57 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Anezthemahapatih Sumpeh deh gue | jangan banyak sumpah entar kualat .. __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 02:57 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | | 
Nih buat yang suka ma yang nggantung
Entong Lu
Alkisah ada seorang pemuda yang sudah kebelet pengen kawin dengan sang pacarnya tapi pemuda tsb belum mempunyai uang buat emas kawinnya.
Sang pemuda menemui babenya minta tolong dikawinkan dengan pacarnya, maka terjadilah dialog sbb :
Faruk : Beh ! ane mau kawin tolong dong babe modalin buat biaye perkawinan ane beh.....
Babe : (dasar orang tua pelit)......... Elu..mau kawin...! ape entong luh udeh cukup gede buat dikawinin (maksudnya anu nya si Faruk)
Lalu si Faruk memperlihatkan "entong" nya sama si babe.. lalu si babe berkata :
Babe : barang segede gitu aje mau kawin luh...., elu gede in dulu deh entong luh baru nanti gue kawinin sama si Zaenab anak Bang Kosim (camer si Faruk)
Karena niat yang sudah pengen kawin, maka si Faruk menem- puh berbagai cara buat ngegedein si"entong", dengan meren- dam entongnya kedalam cairan teh basi selama 2 jam setiap hari, maka entong si Faruk bertambah panjang 2 cm. Dengan suka cita si Faruk menghadap babenya dan memamerkan entongnya kepada si babe, tapi si babe berkata :
Babe : ah.... barang segitu aje elu banggain (padahal entong si Faruk sudah mencapai 16 cm). jangan malu-maluin Babe luh.... sono gedein lagi nanti baru gue kawinin luh...
Si Faruk dengan kecewa berat meninggalkan babenya dan dia berusaha terus memanjangkan si entong dengan berbagai cara hingga si entong mencapai 20 cm, tetap saja babenya belum puas dengan entongnya si Faruk yang 20 cm.
Akhirnya pada suatu saat Faruk pergi ke dukun sex buat manjangin si entong lagi, dengan pertolongan si dukun maka entong si Faruk berhasil mencapai panjang 30 cm.
Dengan bekal kepercayaan diri bahwa entongnya sudah menjadi "super entong", maka si Faruk menghadap lagi babe nya untuk dikawinkan. Si babe cukup surprise juga lihat entonnya si Faruk, dia sendiri belum pernah melihat barang yang segitu gedenya. tapi dengan tidak kehilangan akal sibabe berkata :
Babe : entong luh cukup panjang juga yah....., coba gue mau tau apa sudah panjang entong luh.. hingga bisa sampai ke lubang knalpot luh...(maksudnya lobang anus red) lalu si faruk memanjangkan entongnya hingga mencapai lobang knalpotnya. lalu si babe berkata lagi :
Babe : nah... hebat entong luh...udah bisa masuk ke lobang knalpot luh..., nagapain elu kawin sama si Zaenab pake keluar duit segala....elu masukin aje entong luh ke situ (maksudnya anus red..(redaksi..emang wartawan)) rasanya juga sama malah lebih enak ada senut-senutnya) __________________ You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 04 October 2006, 03:02 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
__________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 03:12 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2006 Location: bogor asoyyy Posts: 3,571 Rep Power: 6 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Anezthemahapatih Lho kok sedih sih....
Kan Anez mo reinkarnasi dulu ntar lahirnya jangan tanggal 16 oktober...
Anez Pergi tuk kembali | nezzz jgn bu'unk yakkkk  | 04 October 2006, 03:14 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by mondea nezzz jgn bu'unk yakkkk | anez nggak bisa dipercaya say ... hehehe  __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 03:15 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | |
Buat yang mo mudik....
G A R U D A
Ceritanya, Saddam pengen nakut-nakutin seluruh dunia.
Caranya? Dia manggil panglimanya, dan memerintahkan supaya seluruh pesawat yang ada di lapangan terbang Bagdad dipasangin bom waktu.
Panglima : "Seluruhnya pak Saddam?"
Saddam : "Eh, jangan. Ente ngga boleh masang bom waktu di pesawat Irak sendiri, dan juga jangan pasang di Garuda. Yang rugi kita juga."
Panglima : "Lah, kalau yang pertama Ok dah, tapi apa ruginya masang di Garuda? apa kita takut sama mereka?"
Saddam : "Bukan, soalnya Garuda biasanya telat. Entar meledaknya di sini juga ..." __________________ You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 04 October 2006, 03:18 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Untung nggak mudik ... __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 03:21 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by onyon anez nggak bisa dipercaya say ... hehehe | Mau bukti???  __________________ You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 04 October 2006, 03:22 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Anezthemahapatih Mau bukti??? | buktikan saja .. emangnya gwe pikirin .. hahahaha  __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 03:27 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | |
Udah ah nyon. Anez balik dulu... Besok ada ujian... Bye Onyon... Bye Mondea Bye Ndok oon Bye V jay Bye Pokip Bye semuanya aja deh  __________________ You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 04 October 2006, 03:28 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Anezthemahapatih Udah ah nyon. Anez balik dulu... Besok ada ujian... Bye Onyon... Bye Mondea Bye Ndok oon Bye V jay Bye Pokip Bye semuanya aja deh | ya udah sono belajar yang rajin .. biar lulus  __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 03:33 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2006 Location: bogor asoyyy Posts: 3,571 Rep Power: 6 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Anezthemahapatih Udah ah nyon. Anez balik dulu... Besok ada ujian... Bye Onyon... Bye Mondea Bye Ndok oon Bye V jay Bye Pokip Bye semuanya aja deh | anezzzz jgn balik lage ya,,,,, | 04 October 2006, 03:35 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by mondea | ich yayang getho sama orang ... yang lagi ngapain skrg? __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 03:36 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2006 Location: bogor asoyyy Posts: 3,571 Rep Power: 6 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by onyon ich yayang getho sama orang ... yang lagi ngapain skrg? | lage bt bgt ney om,,,,  | 04 October 2006, 03:37 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by mondea lage bt bgt ney om,,,, | ya udah telpon kesini atuh .. aku tunggu .. kalo lagi bete ..mumpung lom ashar nech .. hehehe __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 03:40 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2006 Location: bogor asoyyy Posts: 3,571 Rep Power: 6 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by onyon ya udah telpon kesini atuh .. aku tunggu .. kalo lagi bete ..mumpung lom ashar nech .. hehehe | lage bnyk kerjaan tapi,,,, lagi ol ney ma coustumer  | 04 October 2006, 03:42 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by mondea lage bnyk kerjaan tapi,,,, lagi ol ney ma coustumer | otree dechh .. entar habis ashar kali yeee ... __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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