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 06 October 2006, 12:47 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | |
Waduh hari ini kok sepi ya???
Pada jumatan kali ya???
Ato lagi istirahat siang??? __________________  You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 06 October 2006, 12:58 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | |
ah becanda sendira aja ah...
Lampu bisa dihisap
Ada seorang anak nakal bernama Tono dalam kelas. Dalam pelajaran IPA bu guru menanyakan :
GURU : "benda apa yang bisa dihisap anak-anak ?"
ANIK : "mentos !"
GURU : "Benar"
ANTO : "Coklat !"
GURU : "Benar"
TONO : "LAMPU....!!!"
GURU : "KOK BISA...????"
TONO : "biasanya kalau malam sebelum tidur, Mami saya suka bilang pada Papi :
'Coba matikan lampunya, nanti saya hisap....'" __________________ You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 09 October 2006, 10:11 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Anezthemahapatih ah becanda sendira aja ah...
Lampu bisa dihisap
Ada seorang anak nakal bernama Tono dalam kelas. Dalam pelajaran IPA bu guru menanyakan :
GURU : "benda apa yang bisa dihisap anak-anak ?"
ANIK : "mentos !"
GURU : "Benar"
ANTO : "Coklat !"
GURU : "Benar"
ANEZ : "LAMPU....!!!"
GURU : "KOK BISA...????"
ANEZ : "biasanya kalau malam sebelum tidur, Mami saya suka bilang pada Papi :
'Coba matikan lampunya, nanti saya hisap....'" | wahh anez suka nguping ortunya kalo malem ya .. hahahaha  __________________ There be a light  Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love  | 12 October 2006, 09:16 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2006 Posts: 7,309 Rep Power: 10 | |
Se-Link-kuH Perdebatan 2 orang suami-istri di ruang tamu. Suami :dek, siapa laki2 yg tadi nganter kamu ! Istri :knp sih, mas cemburu? Suami  asti kamu selingkuh ama orang itu, ngaku aja !( ekspresi marah) Istri :tp aq jg pernah ngeliat mas ciuman ama mpok Romlah d kandang kambingnya pak RT, yakan mas? ( nggak kalah judes) Suami suasana tiba2 hening) tp aq kan sembunyi2, kamu malah terang2an. Diliat ttg kan nggak enak ! Lain kali kalo mo selingkuh sembunyi2 donk kaya' mas, biar mas nggak tau kalo kamu selingkuh..... Istri : ??????????? (aq yg bodo apa mas yg dongo, ya) | 12 October 2006, 09:18 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2006 Posts: 7,309 Rep Power: 10 | |
Softek Vs Kondom
di sebuah lemari yang terbuatdari kayu, dan di sisi2nya di hiasi oleh ukiran ukiran cantik.didalamnya terdapat sebuah kondom dan softek(roti kempit)sedang berdebat......
Kondom: "hai softek ketika kamu sedang kerja aku pasti bakalan nganggur..dan tidak bisa di gunakan.."
si softek pun membalas si kondom:"tapi klo kamu sedang bekerja dan gagal melaksanakan tugasmu maka aku akan menganggur selama 9 bulan......" | 12 October 2006, 09:19 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2006 Posts: 7,309 Rep Power: 10 | |
Lebih Baik
Dokter:Suster,bagaimana keadaan pasien di kamar 9?
Suster:Lebih baik. Tadi pagi sudah mulai bisa bicara.:d
Dokter:Apa katanya?
Suster:Katanya, "Aku semakin parah" | 12 October 2006, 09:28 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2006 Posts: 7,309 Rep Power: 10 | |
Ayahku Yang Membunuh....
Saat istirahat sekolah, si Thole dan Panjul duduk-duduk berdua sambil ngobrol. Mereka lalu saling membanggakan ayahnya masing-masing. Keduanya berusaha agar ayahnya tampak lebih unggul dari ayah temannya.
Teringat akan pelajaran geografi pagi harinya Panjul bertanya, "Kamu tahu Terusan Sues kan?"
"Tahu, yang diterangkan Bu Guru tadi pagi kan? Kenapa?," tanya si Thole.
"Itu ayahku yang menggalinya, " kata Panjul.
"Kamu tahu Laut Mati nggak?," tanya si Thole.
"Tahu. Kenapa?," Panjul balik bertanya.
"Itu ayahku yang membunuhnya ...." | 12 October 2006, 10:10 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
__________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 13 October 2006, 11:37 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | |
wah thank's atas perhatiannya udah posting di threadnya anez...
Pa kabar nih semua...
Leganya abis UTS... __________________ You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 13 October 2006, 11:38 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: USA = Urang Sunda Asli Posts: 5,710 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Anezthemahapatih wah thank's atas perhatiannya udah posting di threadnya anez...
Pa kabar nih semua...
Leganya abis UTS... | baek anez...tp aa dah mo pamit ...sholat jum'at dolo..yach??  __________________ 'jika nnt ku sanding dirimu, miliki aku dgn segala kelemahanku.
Bila nnt engkau disampingku, jgn pernah letih tuk mencintaiku..
| 13 October 2006, 11:40 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | |
Ok dah __________________ You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 13 October 2006, 11:42 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: SuraBaya Posts: 860 Rep Power: 3 | |
Yang lainya juga pada sholat yup?  __________________ You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful They're Beautiful Because You Love Them | 13 October 2006, 01:23 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2006 Posts: 7,309 Rep Power: 10 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Anezthemahapatih wah thank's atas perhatiannya udah posting di threadnya anez...
Pa kabar nih semua...
Leganya abis UTS... | sama-sama nez..! gimana UTS-nya? jangan bawa berita sedih ya! | 13 October 2006, 03:02 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: USA = Urang Sunda Asli Posts: 5,710 Rep Power: 8 | |
bawa kolak aza Nez... __________________ 'jika nnt ku sanding dirimu, miliki aku dgn segala kelemahanku.
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| 13 October 2006, 03:03 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2006 Posts: 1,241 Rep Power: 4 | |
UTS..
Ujan..
di Tengah..
Siang... | 13 October 2006, 03:04 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: USA = Urang Sunda Asli Posts: 5,710 Rep Power: 8 | |
UTS ..
Untuk
Tuti
Seorang.. __________________ 'jika nnt ku sanding dirimu, miliki aku dgn segala kelemahanku.
Bila nnt engkau disampingku, jgn pernah letih tuk mencintaiku..
| 13 October 2006, 03:07 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2006 Posts: 1,241 Rep Power: 4 | |
UTS...
Untumu...
Tinggal...
Siji..... | 13 October 2006, 03:09 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: USA = Urang Sunda Asli Posts: 5,710 Rep Power: 8 | |
UTS
Uang
Tinggal
Seribu.. __________________ 'jika nnt ku sanding dirimu, miliki aku dgn segala kelemahanku.
Bila nnt engkau disampingku, jgn pernah letih tuk mencintaiku..
| 13 October 2006, 03:09 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2006 Posts: 1,241 Rep Power: 4 | |
kalo WTS jay? | 13 October 2006, 03:10 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: USA = Urang Sunda Asli Posts: 5,710 Rep Power: 8 | |
WTS
Waktu
Taraweh
Segera.. __________________ 'jika nnt ku sanding dirimu, miliki aku dgn segala kelemahanku.
Bila nnt engkau disampingku, jgn pernah letih tuk mencintaiku..
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