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Old 10 March 2007, 09:28 AM
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Wakidjan begitu terpesonanya dengan permainan piano Nadine. Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"
Nadine bengong. "Not a play?"
"Yes. Not a play. Bukan main."
Tukidjo yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah. "Bukan main itu bukan not a play, Djan."
"Your granny!! (Mbahmu). Humanly I have check my dictionary kok (Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok)."

Lalu berpaling ke Nadine. "Lady, let's corner" (Mojok yuk). But don't think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan). I just want a meal together" (saya cuma mau makan bersama aja).
"Ngaco kamu, Djan," Tukidjo semakin gemes.
"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Djo. Be wrong a little is OK toh?" (salah sedikit ga apa2 kan?)
Nadine cuman senyum kecil. "I would love to, but ..."
"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious.. (Maaf, kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak)" sambut Wakidjan ramah. "Different river, maybe (Lain kali, mungkin). I will not be various kok (Saya nggak akan macam-macam kok)."
Setelah Nadine pergi, Wakidjan menatap Tukidjo dengan sebal.
"Disturbing aja sih, Djo. Does the language belong to your ancestor (Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?"
Tukidjo cari kalimat penutup.
"Just itchy Djan, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button." (Gatel aja, Djan, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu).
Wakidjan cuman bisa merutuk dalam hati, "His name is also effort." (Namanya juga usaha)
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Old 10 March 2007, 12:55 PM
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Wakidjan begitu terpesonanya dengan permainan piano Nadine. Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, "Not a play! Not a play!"
Nadine bengong. "Not a play?"
"Yes. Not a play. Bukan main."
Tukidjo yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah. "Bukan main itu bukan not a play, Djan."
"Your granny!! (Mbahmu). Humanly I have check my dictionary kok (Orang saya sudah periksa di kamus kok)."

Lalu berpaling ke Nadine. "Lady, let's corner" (Mojok yuk). But don't think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan). I just want a meal together" (saya cuma mau makan bersama aja).
"Ngaco kamu, Djan," Tukidjo semakin gemes.
"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Djo. Be wrong a little is OK toh?" (salah sedikit ga apa2 kan?)
Nadine cuman senyum kecil. "I would love to, but ..."
"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious.. (Maaf, kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak)" sambut Wakidjan ramah. "Different river, maybe (Lain kali, mungkin). I will not be various kok (Saya nggak akan macam-macam kok)."
Setelah Nadine pergi, Wakidjan menatap Tukidjo dengan sebal.
"Disturbing aja sih, Djo. Does the language belong to your ancestor (Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?"
Tukidjo cari kalimat penutup.
"Just itchy Djan, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button." (Gatel aja, Djan, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu).
Wakidjan cuman bisa merutuk dalam hati, "His name is also effort." (Namanya juga usaha)
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Old 10 March 2007, 02:39 PM
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honey koq ngakak trs sech?
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[]Dari jauh ku datang ,,,,kini jarak kita semakin dekat namun aku hampir tak percaya sungguh kamukah itu?kuberanikan diri tuk mengucap kata yg terasa sulit terungkap ,,,Bang Pitoeng,,,,,berapa lama kau tak mandi baunya asem kecut sampai kesini....![/] :
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[]Dari jauh ku datang ,,,,kini jarak kita semakin dekat namun aku hampir tak percaya sungguh kamukah itu?kuberanikan diri tuk mengucap kata yg terasa sulit terungkap ,,,Bang Pitoeng,,,,,berapa lama kau tak mandi baunya asem kecut sampai kesini....![/] :
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honey koq ngakak trs sech?
ya dah...mringis aja ya...
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ya dah...mringis aja ya...
nah gitu dunk..kan lumayan agak cantikan dikit...
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nah gitu dunk..kan lumayan agak cantikan dikit...
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nah gitu dunk..kan lumayan agak cantikan dikit...
heleh.....
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heleh.....
dibandingin ma krisdayanti ya cantikan km dunk hon dikit....bykan KD sech...hiks..
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dibandingin ma krisdayanti ya cantikan km dunk hon dikit....bykan KD sech...hiks..
KD = KomaruDin yah... hiks...
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KD = KomaruDin yah... hiks...
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Gajah

Adi bertanya kepada Arman yang terkenal sebagai kutu buku disekolahnya...

Adi : Man... Unta kan hanya ada di padang pasir, terus Ikan hanya ada di air, sekarang kalau Gajah hanya ada dimana???

Arman : Di kebun binatang kali...

Adi : Kalo itu anak SD juga pada tau, yang bener GAJAH itu "H"-nya dibelakang!!!

Arman : Dadar lu...!!
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Gajah

Adi bertanya kepada Arman yang terkenal sebagai kutu buku disekolahnya...

Adi : Man... Unta kan hanya ada di padang pasir, terus Ikan hanya ada di air, sekarang kalau Gajah hanya ada dimana???

Arman : Di kebun binatang kali...

Adi : Kalo itu anak SD juga pada tau, yang bener GAJAH itu "H"-nya dibelakang!!!

Arman : Dadar lu...!!
deuhh... nyang suka maen belakang....
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napa jup nyengir2...
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nyengir artinya iya...
huek huek...
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nyengir artinya iya...
huek huek...
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hussssssssssssh...
awas tuh laler di bibir nempel
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hussssssssssssh...
awas tuh laler di bibir nempel
lalernya lagi numpang istirahat jup.. kagak napa2
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