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 03 October 2006, 12:09 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: USA = Urang Sunda Asli Posts: 5,710 Rep Power: 8 | |
Q & A Guyon II
Q : Kenapa monyet jatoh dari pohon ?
A : monyetnya kepleset
Q : Kenapa tarzan jatoh dari pohon
A : dikiranya jatoh dari pohon lagi ngetrend
Q : binatang apa yang paling bau?
A : serigala...berbulu ketek
Q : Udah pada pernah denger lagu Hening ?
A : Hening Selasa, Rabu Kamis, Jumat Sabtu Minggu itu nama-nama hari...
Q : Panci apa yang diapalin anak SD?
A : Pancisila
Q : Panci apa....yang bisa terbang?
A : Sempanci Air , hehe maskapai penerbangan dijayusin juga!!
Q : Sebelum dimasukin kering, dikeluarin basah. Apaan tuu?
A : Teh celup. __________________ 'jika nnt ku sanding dirimu, miliki aku dgn segala kelemahanku.
Bila nnt engkau disampingku, jgn pernah letih tuk mencintaiku..
| 03 October 2006, 12:28 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Eheemmmm .... orang2 lagi pada nggak puyeng kayaknya __________________ There be a light  Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love  | 04 October 2006, 08:56 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2006 Location: di goa Posts: 10,450 Rep Power: 13 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by V_jay Q & A Guyon II
Q : Kenapa monyet jatoh dari pohon ?
A : monyetnya kepleset
Q : Kenapa tarzan jatoh dari pohon
A : dikiranya jatoh dari pohon lagi ngetrend
Q : binatang apa yang paling bau?
A : serigala...berbulu ketek
Q : Udah pada pernah denger lagu Hening ?
A : Hening Selasa, Rabu Kamis, Jumat Sabtu Minggu itu nama-nama hari...
Q : Panci apa yang diapalin anak SD?
A : Pancisila
Q : Panci apa....yang bisa terbang?
A : Sempanci Air , hehe maskapai penerbangan dijayusin juga!!
Q : Sebelum dimasukin kering, dikeluarin basah. Apaan tuu?
A : Teh celup. | Q : Masuknya lurus, keluarnya bengkok? A : Jari lagi ngupil Q : Kenapa Superman kalo terbang, tangannya satu dipinggang A : Biar gampang pindahin gigi Q : Bagaimana bunyi bedug? A : Duk... duk.. duk... __________________  yang baca ... sapi | 04 October 2006, 10:34 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Selalu ada di hati kamu Posts: 6,674 Rep Power: 9 | |
Dhidhi gi puyeng g ya.................... dhi...........cleo lg puyeng neh..............kena asap........... __________________ kemana kau pergi CINTA | 04 October 2006, 10:56 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: USA = Urang Sunda Asli Posts: 5,710 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by cleo_maniez Dhidhi gi puyeng g ya.................... dhi...........cleo lg puyeng neh..............kena asap........... | kirain gi puyeng krn kangen aku..? (GR bgt yach?) __________________ 'jika nnt ku sanding dirimu, miliki aku dgn segala kelemahanku.
Bila nnt engkau disampingku, jgn pernah letih tuk mencintaiku..
| 04 October 2006, 12:05 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by cleo_maniez Dhidhi gi puyeng g ya.................... dhi...........cleo lg puyeng neh..............kena asap........... | Kacian puyeng molooo .. sekali2 salurin donk biar nggak puyeng .. diporong aja air lumpurnya disalurin kelaut ,.. masa cuma puyeng aja nggak bisa disalurin ..  __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 04 October 2006, 12:27 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |  Morning Jokes
Seorang salesman alat penghisap debu menuju ke sebuah rumah. Diketuknya pintu depan.
Sebelum sempat nyonya rumah itu berkata sepatah katapun, ia menghamburkan segala macam kotoran ke karpet ruang tamu.
“Nyonya,” katanya, “saya yakin akan kemampuan mesin ini. Karpet ini akan bersih kembali dalam sekejap.
Jika nanti masih ada kotoran yang tertinggal,saya bersedia memakannya.”
“Kalau begitu,” kata nyonya itu,
“mulailah makan. kami belum punya listrik.”
Sepasang suami istri ingin berlibur ke luar negeri.
Setelah menempuh perjalanan yang melelahkan,mereka tiba di pelabuhan udara.
“Coba kalau tadi kita membawa piano,”kata suami itu sambil menghela nafas.
“Piano? untuk apa piano?” tanya istrinya.
“Tiket pesawat itu kutaruh di dalamnya.”
Cassidy tua pergi menjumpai dokternya.
“saya mempunyai persoalan dalam menuaikan hajat,” katanya mengeluhkan masalahnya.
“Hmm, mari saya periksa, kata dokter.
Bagaimana dengan buang air kecil?”
“setiap pagi jam tujuh, seperti anak bayi.”
“bagus, bagaimana dengan buang air besar?”
“setiap pagi jam delapan.”
“lalu, dimana persoalannya?” tanya dokter dengan terheran-heran.
“saya bangun jam sembilan, dokter.” __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 05 October 2006, 08:11 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |  Hati2 kalau megang2 patung
Hati2 kalau megang2 patung........... Sekelompok Pemudi dan Pemuda mengadakan camping/berkemah di sebuah desa di pegunungan. Berhubung disana hanya ada satu kamar mandi, maka mereka sepakat untuk memakainya bergantian. Suatu pagi, dua orang pemuda pergi ke kamar mandi, dan setelah mereka membasahi badan barulah mereka sadar bahwa mereka lupa bawa sabun. Karena masih pagi dan kebetulan kemah mereka tidak jauh dari kamar mandi, maka daripada mesti mengeringkan badan dan pakai pakaian lagi, salah satu pemuda itu memutuskan untuk lari ke kemah mereka mengambil sabun, berbasah ria…. Perjalanan menuju kemah sukses...dengan dua sabun di kedua tangannya, si pemuda kembali ke kamar mandi. Namun ketika hampir sampai di pintu, alangkah kagetnya ia ketika melihat tiga orang pemudi sedang berjalan menuju ke arahnya. Daripada ketangkap basah (emang udah basah), dia berdiri diam dan pura2 jadi patung. Ketika melihat ada patung telanjang di dekat mereka, salah satu pemudi berkata, “Oh Tuhan....lihat patung itu....bener2 mirip aslinya ya......”, lalu ia berjalan mendekat dan tertarik dengan “Otong” nya si patung dan mengelus2nya... Si pemuda kaget...dan terlepaslah salah satu sabun dari tangannya. “Wowwww.... aku dapat sabun mandi lho......”, kata si pemudi pertama. Pemudi kedua tertarik, dan berjalan mendekat....lalu dia mengelus2 Otong lagi....., ”Plug......!!!”, sabun kedua jatuh dari tangan si patung pemuda...... “Wowwww.... aku dapat sabun mandi juga lho......”, kata si pemudi kedua. Pemudi yang ketiga juga nggak mau ketinggalan ... pingin dapat sabun .... Lalu ia mendekat dan mengelus-2 si Otong..... tapi sabun mandi yg ditunggu2 enggak jatuh2.... Karena penasaran... lalu dielus-2 nya lagi si Otong lebih lama.... sampai akhirnya dia berteriak kegirangan....., “Horeeeee..... aku dapat sabun cair......”  __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 09 October 2006, 10:14 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
MisKomunikasi…
Di ruang kantor rumah sakit bersalin telepon berdering dan di ujung sana terdengar suara panik.
" Kirim ambulan cepat. Isteri saya akan segera melahirkan".
" Tenang... tenang", kata petugas di rumah sakit bersalin.
" Coba katakan dulu, apakah ini anak yang pertama?"
" Bukan", jawab suara diujung sana.
" Ini suaminya".
" ??? ", petugas rumah sakit. __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 09 October 2006, 10:43 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,946 Rep Power: 7 | |
Ada pasangan cew-cow lagi berkencan di rumah cew-nya. Pas cow-nya ngeliat photo seorang cowoq di samping tempat tidur cew-nya, kontan si cow bertanya kepada si cew :
Cow : "Ini photo siapa....apakah photo suami-mu?"
Cew : "Bukan."
Cow : "Ooohh pacar kamoe?!
Cew : "Apakah dia mirip Aq...dia ganteng, khan?!"
Cow : "Kakak-mu?"
Cew : "Itu photo-ku sebelum Aq operasi kelamin
Cow: Hhhhaaah.....?!!! | 09 October 2006, 10:48 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Olindra Ada pasangan cew-cow lagi berkencan di rumah cew-nya. Pas cow-nya ngeliat photo seorang cowoq di samping tempat tidur cew-nya, kontan si cow bertanya kepada si cew :
Num : "Ini photo siapa....apakah photo suami-mu?"
Olin : "Bukan."
Num : "Ooohh pacar kamoe?!
Olin : "Apakah dia mirip Aq...dia ganteng, khan?!"
Num : "Kakak-mu?"
Olin : "Itu photo-ku sebelum Aq operasi kelamin
Num: Hhhhaaah.....?!!! | Emang kalian cocok sech ... hahahaha __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 09 October 2006, 10:49 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,946 Rep Power: 7 | |
Apa-nya yg cocok  ?! | 09 October 2006, 10:51 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Olindra Apa-nya yg cocok ?! | jenis kelaminnya ... hehehehe __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 09 October 2006, 11:01 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,946 Rep Power: 7 | |
Terima kasih...eellloh...da pa ini.Hhhhheeehh  ...enak adja  ...Aq khan cew originil  . | 09 October 2006, 11:03 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Olindra Terima kasih...eellloh...da pa ini.Hhhhheeehh ...enak adja ...Aq khan cew originil . | aku pikir malah co tulen .. huehuehue .. sorry atuh kalo ce mah ....   __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 09 October 2006, 11:30 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,946 Rep Power: 7 | |
Hhhiks2...yach udah, ngga' pa2 !Yg kamoe pampang photo siapa Nyon?! | 09 October 2006, 11:31 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Olindra Hhhiks2...yach udah, ngga' pa2 !Yg kamoe pampang photo siapa Nyon?! | kok nanya sech? masa lupa? itukan photo kita berdua ..  __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 09 October 2006, 11:38 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,946 Rep Power: 7 | |
Kok ngga' mirip yach  ?!  Jgn2 kamoe lupa itu istri ke berapa kamoe ? | 09 October 2006, 11:39 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: June 2006 Location: Dirumah Posts: 6,287 Rep Power: 9 | |
[quote=Olindra]Kok ngga' mirip yach ?! Jgn2 kamoe lupa itu istri ke berapa kamoe ?[/QUOTE kamu suka ngeles .. itukan sebelum kamu dioperasi .. hehehe __________________ There be a light Don't be so happy when the love was come Don't be sad when the love was lose Just find another love | 09 October 2006, 11:42 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,946 Rep Power: 7 | |
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