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 10 August 2007, 11:11 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: July 2007 Location: lubuklinggau city Posts: 3,488 Rep Power: 5 | |
biji elo aja ded...  biar bisa rilex mingguan.......jadi pasti gak tegang __________________ SHUT DOWN the past
and
START a new beginning | 15 August 2007, 09:00 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: hk Posts: 1,049 Rep Power: 3 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by welliam_sky biji elo aja ded... biar bisa rilex mingguan.......jadi pasti gak tegang | bijina si dedi dah ditelan sinona.......  | 16 August 2007, 12:03 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2005 Location: Diatas Bumi Dibawah Langit Posts: 2,793 Rep Power: 6 | |
biji angettt coyyy..  __________________ Master of Mylife | 27 August 2007, 05:07 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2005 Location: Diatas Bumi Dibawah Langit Posts: 2,793 Rep Power: 6 | |
rileks dulu ahhhhh.. i love mondayyy __________________ Master of Mylife | 27 August 2007, 05:10 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: pempek city Posts: 4,524 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Meidhi rileks dulu ahhhhh.. i love mondayyy | salah kamar woi.... | 27 August 2007, 06:06 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: kalsel Posts: 10,279 Rep Power: 13 | |
hen aku off dulu yaaa teman2 perutku mules lagiii ntar malam aja aku on lane kalo sehat | 27 August 2007, 06:42 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,336 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by nonasurabaya hen aku off dulu yaaa teman2 perutku mules lagiii ntar malam aja aku on lane kalo sehat | kebiasaan lama ya non? he he he __________________
maaf atas kesalahan yg lalu | 28 August 2007, 05:14 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2006 Location: di goa Posts: 10,450 Rep Power: 13 | | 
Cari Dokter Lain (Dari Pada Morotin)
Suatu hari seorang istri mengeluh pada
suaminya tentang penyakitnya.
Istri : "Pa, kepalaku sering pusing,
dan dadaku sering berdebar2.dan sering
mual."
Suami : "Kalo gitu kita kedokter aja
ya?"
Kemudian mereka berdua pergi ke dokter
spesialis penyakit dalam. Suaminya
menunggu diluar ketika istrinya
diperiksa dokter di dalam. Tak lama
kemudian si istri keluar dari ruang
periksa, dengan cemas si suami
bertanya pada istrinya.
Suami : "Sakit apa ma, kata dokter?"
Istri : "Dokter bilang aku ngak ada
penyakit apa-apa, cuma sedikit stres
aja, dia menyarankan supaya kita
liburan dulu supaya bisa rilex,
seperti ke BANGKOK, SINGAPURE,
MALAYSIA, gitu lho pa."
Istri : "Pergi kemana kita ya pa?"
tanya si istri dengan bersemangat.
Si suami terdiam sejenak, kemudian
berkata. Suami : "KITA KEDOKTER LAIN
AJA, YA MA..."
***
Reaksi Dua Ayah dari Dua Mahasiswa
Dua orang lelaki yang anak-anaknya
belajar di perguruan tinggi di
Jakarta, berbincang-bincang mengenai
anak mereka.
"Bukan main, surat-surat yang dikirim
anakku selalu memaksa aku untuk
membuka kamus," kata yang seorang
dengan bangga.
"Ah, kamu masih enak," jawab
temannya. "Surat-surat anakku selalu
memaksa aku untuk membuka dompet!"
***
Suatu hari ada seorang anak disuruh
ibunya untuk membeli gula 1 kg.
Ibu: Nak, tolong belikan ibu gula satu
kilo!
Anak: Iya bu!!
Dan anak itu pun pergi ke toko didekat
rumah mereka. Kebetulan yang punya
toko itu seorang kakek yang agak tuli,
sehingga untuk berbicara harus agak
keras.
Anak: KAKEK, BELI GULA 1 KILO!!!
Kakek tidak menjawab, anak itu pun
teriak lebih keras lagi.
Anak: KAKEK, BELI GULA 1 KILO!!!!
Tetapi si kakek pun masih tidak
menjawab. Anak itu lalu berteriak
dengan suara yg paling keras.
Anak: KAKEK.. BELI GULA 1 KILO!!!!!!!!
Kakek: (Dengan sikap yang agak marah,
ia menjawab) KAMU INI NGAPAIN TERIAK
TERIAK??? KAMU KIRA KAKEK TULI??? MAU
BELI BERAS BERAPA KILO???
Anak: ??????..... __________________  yang baca ... sapi | 28 August 2007, 09:28 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2006 Location: kalsel Posts: 10,279 Rep Power: 13 | |
hahahhahaaaaaaaa.............................dasar .........lucu juga sih kalo dipikir2 | 28 August 2007, 10:22 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2006 Location: Bandung Posts: 735 Rep Power: 3 | |
Sendiri......
Kini aku Sendiri Lagi....
Tiada kawan yang menemani....
Sen...di...ri.....
Oh....... | 28 August 2007, 10:47 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: July 2007 Location: lubuklinggau city Posts: 3,488 Rep Power: 5 | |
kacian deh lo.........  __________________ SHUT DOWN the past
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START a new beginning | 29 August 2007, 10:12 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,336 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Meidhi Sapu apa yang selalu menempel ?
Jawab: Sapu yang tak bisa lepas... ( lagunya Reza..... )
Belut apa yang paling berbahaya?
Jawab: belut-ang banyak ental bangklut
hantu apa yang paling pinter ngitung2?
Jawab: han, tu, tri, four, five, dst...
Pocong apa yang disenengin ibuČ?
Jawab: Pocongan harga
Kenapa lelaki perlu beristeri tiga....??
Jawab: karena kalau kawin satu isONE kalau kawin dua isTWO kalau kawin tiga barulah isTERI.....
Sabun apa yang serem...?
Jawab: Dove, Karena 1/4-nya mengandung MONSTERising cream
Buah apa yang bisa ngeband....?
Jawab: LENGKENG PARK
Siapa artis Indonesia yang suka sekali Jajan???
Jawab: Tamara Bli-chiky
best regards,
Meidhi
256 kbps menuju 1 MBPS | Kenapa pesawat bisa jatuh? Wall hasil __________________
maaf atas kesalahan yg lalu | 29 August 2007, 10:14 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,336 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by wall_hasil Kenapa pesawat bisa jatuh?
Wall hasil | Obat apa yg bisa bikin kamu marah? __________________
maaf atas kesalahan yg lalu | 29 August 2007, 10:41 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2006 Posts: 7,305 Rep Power: 10 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by wall_hasil Kenapa pesawat bisa jatuh?
Wall hasil | Kenapa pesawat pakai sayap? | 29 August 2007, 10:55 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,336 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by numpang_doang Kenapa pesawat pakai sayap? | Klo pake paha entar elo mupeng | 29 August 2007, 11:04 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,957 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by nonasurabaya hahahhahaaaaaaaa.............................dasar .........lucu juga sih kalo dipikir2 |  ....................... Nona oneng ................. __________________ BE YOURSELF
DON'T WORRY....... BE HAPPY!!!!! | 29 August 2007, 11:05 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2006 Posts: 7,305 Rep Power: 10 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by wall_hasil Klo pake paha entar elo mupeng | Salah... kata iklan tuch, pakai sayap biar gak tembus!  | 29 August 2007, 11:07 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: August 2007 Location: (sulut) Indonesia Posts: 5,336 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by numpang_doang Salah... kata iklan tuch, pakai sayap biar gak tembus! | Cialan Itu kan Pem ba lut luka. __________________
maaf atas kesalahan yg lalu | 29 August 2007, 11:07 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: September 2006 Location: Ada dech...mau tau ajjah... Posts: 4,946 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by numpang_doang Salah... kata iklan tuch, pakai sayap biar gak tembus! | ......... __________________
Q Mhn Cinta & Allah Beri Q Org2 Bermslh Utk Ditlg | 29 August 2007, 11:14 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2006 Posts: 7,305 Rep Power: 10 | |
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