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  | |  04 July 2007, 06:36 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: hk Posts: 1,049 Rep Power: 3 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng Jurus baru Nona Dua orang tante bernama Nona dan Diva lagi ngegosip ngobrol berdua.
Nona: Div, gua bingung ni, kadang gua lagi gak napsu, tapi suami gua gatel dan horny mulu. Jadi mau gak mau gua ladenin d. Diva: Oh kalo gua sih ampir gak pernah punya masalah kayak gitu. Nona: Wah emangnya apa yang lu lakukan kalo suami lu lagi horny gitu? Diva: Biasanya si kalo gua lagi males, terus dia udah mulai grepe2, gua tahan napas kenceng2, terus gua kentut, entar dia pasti bete terus lu aman d.
Malamnya, Nona udah mau tidur dan lampu udah dimatiin. Suaminya baru keluar dari kamar mandi langsung mulai grepe2 pantatnya dan Nona langsung memperagakan jurus baru yang diajarkan Diva. Ketika dia udah kentut, suaminya berkata, "loh Diva, lu kok di sini?"
 | TOENG LOE POLIGAMI YACHHHH? SUAMINA NONA BUKANNA ELO....? KOQ BUKA KARTU SENDIRI  | 04 July 2007, 06:55 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: January 2007 Location: Free sex Posts: 5,454 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by inong_thea | makan roti sambil ngemong...loe..nong __________________
ichan_jantan@yahoo.com | 04 July 2007, 07:02 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: hk Posts: 1,049 Rep Power: 3 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng makan roti sambil ngemong...loe..nong | upssss ane bosen ame roti kalo singkong isi oncom mao ..... | 04 July 2007, 07:07 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: January 2007 Location: Free sex Posts: 5,454 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by inong_thea upssss ane bosen ame roti kalo singkong isi oncom mao ..... | Nong.....CDMA...neh....yg bise mp3....jangan mahal2 kek....loe jgn bilang beli dijakarta aje .... __________________
ichan_jantan@yahoo.com | 04 July 2007, 08:35 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: hk Posts: 1,049 Rep Power: 3 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng Nong.....CDMA...neh....yg bise mp3....jangan mahal2 kek....loe jgn bilang beli dijakarta aje .... | LAH ABIS CUMA ATU DIKIRIM DARI SINI ONGKOSNA AJA DAH SAMA MA HARGANYA GIMANA DOOOONG.....  | 05 July 2007, 09:05 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2007 Location: no maden Posts: 6,394 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng Jurus baru Nona Dua orang tante bernama Nona dan Diva lagi ngegosip ngobrol berdua.
Nona: Div, gua bingung ni, kadang gua lagi gak napsu, tapi suami gua gatel dan horny mulu. Jadi mau gak mau gua ladenin d. Diva: Oh kalo gua sih ampir gak pernah punya masalah kayak gitu. Nona: Wah emangnya apa yang lu lakukan kalo suami lu lagi horny gitu? Diva: Biasanya si kalo gua lagi males, terus dia udah mulai grepe2, gua tahan napas kenceng2, terus gua kentut, entar dia pasti bete terus lu aman d.
Malamnya, Nona udah mau tidur dan lampu udah dimatiin. Suaminya baru keluar dari kamar mandi langsung mulai grepe2 pantatnya dan Nona langsung memperagakan jurus baru yang diajarkan Diva. Ketika dia udah kentut, suaminya berkata, "loh Diva, lu kok di sini?"
| Pioeng..... SINGKONG LOE.....!!!! masa gw kentut sih....? nah loe gan ude ma gw.... kagak nahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn...hahahaha........ . __________________
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU...!!! | 05 July 2007, 09:34 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Tanah Tuhan Posts: 3,977 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by divadini Pioeng.....
SINGKONG LOE.....!!!!
masa gw kentut sih....? nah loe gan ude ma gw....
kagak nahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn...hahahaha........ . | bukan artinya loe kagak napsu ama pitoeng div...? __________________ "Tetaplah seperti itu"
"Meskipun ku jauh"
"Namun kau begitu dekat" | 05 July 2007, 09:44 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: January 2007 Location: Free sex Posts: 5,454 Rep Power: 7 | |
Kebanyakan
Pitoeng tampak lesu setelah kencan dengan Nona. Temannya (dedi) tanya: "Kenapa Toeng?". Pitoeng jawab: "Aku semalam ML dengan Nonaa. Cuma lupa kebiasaan 'JAJAN', setelah selesai Nona kukasih uang 2 Juta.!" Temanya (dedi) kaget: " HAH! Marah dong Nona!" Pitoeng makin lesu: "Itu lah.. Nona ngga marah koq. Tapi malah ngembaliin 250ribu, katanya kebanyakan.." __________________
ichan_jantan@yahoo.com | 05 July 2007, 10:04 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: Sekitar JAkarTA Posts: 280 Rep Power: 2 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng Kebanyakan
Pitoeng tampak lesu setelah kencan dengan Nona. Temannya (dedi) tanya: "Kenapa Toeng?". Pitoeng jawab: "Aku semalam ML dengan Nonaa. Cuma lupa kebiasaan 'JAJAN', setelah selesai Nona kukasih uang 2 Juta.!" Temanya (dedi) kaget: " HAH! Marah dong Nona!" Pitoeng makin lesu: "Itu lah.. Nona ngga marah koq. Tapi malah ngembaliin 250ribu, katanya kebanyakan.." | hahaha seru!!!! __________________
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www.honda-supra-x-125-community@yahoogroups.com | 05 July 2007, 10:45 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: January 2007 Location: Free sex Posts: 5,454 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Bunga_Kasturi hahaha seru!!!! | jiem loe berizieekkkk __________________
ichan_jantan@yahoo.com | 05 July 2007, 10:46 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2007 Location: no maden Posts: 6,394 Rep Power: 8 | |
Bang....
bol jug tuh Signed __________________
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU...!!! | 05 July 2007, 10:49 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: January 2007 Location: Free sex Posts: 5,454 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by divadini Bang....
bol jug tuh Signed | iye donk lebih aman...dari segala2nya __________________
ichan_jantan@yahoo.com | 05 July 2007, 10:53 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2007 Location: no maden Posts: 6,394 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng iye donk lebih aman...dari segala2nya | Mberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... __________________
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU...!!! | 05 July 2007, 10:58 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: January 2007 Location: Free sex Posts: 5,454 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by divadini Mberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... | panciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii __________________
ichan_jantan@yahoo.com | 05 July 2007, 11:03 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2007 Location: no maden Posts: 6,394 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng panciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii | KNGEN GAK SIH ..?  __________________
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU...!!! | 05 July 2007, 11:04 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: January 2007 Location: Free sex Posts: 5,454 Rep Power: 7 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by divadini KNGEN GAK SIH ..? | iyo lah......pasrah aje deh... __________________
ichan_jantan@yahoo.com | 05 July 2007, 11:16 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2007 Location: no maden Posts: 6,394 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng iyo lah......pasrah aje deh... | iyyah dech.... gw juga............. __________________
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU...!!! | 05 July 2007, 11:18 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,958 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng iyo lah......pasrah aje deh... | pitoeng pagi2 bawaannya horny mulu...................... ga dapat jatah serangan fajar ya...........????????????????? sex is safer than smoke........ seeettttuuuubbbbuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  | 05 July 2007, 11:20 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: April 2007 Location: jakarta Posts: 6,958 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by pitoeng panciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii | krompyyyaaaaaaaaannnnnnnngggggggggggggggg panci ember pada jatuh semua tuh............... | 05 July 2007, 11:27 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: January 2007 Location: Free sex Posts: 5,454 Rep Power: 7 | | 
Giliran Nona Dong Nyonya Besar curiga sama si Nona pembantunya ada main sama si Tuan Besar. Karena setiap kali Tuan Besar bilang mau pergi bisnis ke luar kota, malamnya si Nyonya merasa ada seseorang di kamar si Nona. Suatu hari pada saat Tuan Besar bilang mau keluar kota, malamnya si Nyonya ngomong ke si Nona,
"Non, malam ini ibu mau tidur di kamar kamu, kamu boleh tidur di sofa.".
Si Nona merajuk, "Wah, kenapa bu? Nggak mau ah!".
"Jangan banyak tanya, nanti tak pecat!".
Si Nona terpaksa menurut. Malamnya sewaktu si Nyonya sedang tidur di kamar pembantu yang gelap, pintu kamar tiba-tiba terbuka, seorang laki-laki masuk. Si Nyonya berpikir, "Rasain lu, suami mata keranjang, dia enggak tahu si Nona nggak tidur disini, gue mo tahu cara dia main gila ama Nona!!!".
Selanjutnya yang si Nyonya rasakan adalah kenikmatan yang luar biasa, sehingga saking nikmatnya si Nyonya enggak mau maklumatkan perang malam itu. Cuma si Nyonya merasa senang campur heran karena anunya si Tuan Besar malam itu serasa lebih kencang dan lebih besar dari biasanya.
Besok malamnya si Nyonya bilang sama si Nona dia mau tidur lagi di kamar pembantu, si Nona nggak bisa buat apa2. Malam itu si Nyonya merasakan lagi kenikmatan bak di surga dan dia merasa anunya suaminya kali ini tidak hanya lebih kencang dan besar tetapi juga panjang. Si Nyonya benar2 puas.
Besoknya begitu lagi, tetapi kali ini si Nyonya benar2 hampir kepayahanan karena anunya si Tuan Besar lebih perkasa dari 2 malam sebelumnya, benar2 kencang, panjang dan besar. Si Nyonya benar-benar puas habis2an. Besok malamnya si Nyonya bilang mau tidur lagi di kamar si Nona, tetapi kali ini si Nona benar2 ngebantah, dia bilang,
"Nyonya, maapin Nona, kali ini nona benar-benar enggak terima!". si Nyonya marah, katanya, "Enak aja, elu main sama laki gue, harusnya gue yang enggak terima!". Si Nona kaget, lalu ngejawab,
"Nyonya salah sangka, malam pertama waktu nyonya tidur di kamar Nona, yang masuk itu si Dedi, jongos Nyonya yang cakep itu, malam kedua itu giliran si Pitoeng, tukang kebun Nyonya yang kekar dan kece itu, dan kemarin malem itu kan si Toeng_ho, supir tuan besar yang keturunan Arab yang keren dan macho itu. Nah malam ini Nona nggak mau digantiin lagi sama nyonya,lagian bisa gawat nyonya, Bahaya, bisa kualat!!!...". Si Nyonya hampir pingsan bertanya, "Emang malam ini giliran siapaaaa?".
"Giliran Steve, anak Nyonya!" __________________
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