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Old 23 February 2006, 06:29 PM
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Default [b]antara Ngupil Dan Ml[/b]

ANTARA NGUPIL DAN ML

untuk yang belum menikah sementara ngpl dulu ya.....
> ====================================================
> ANTARA NGUPIL DAN ML
>
> Anak (A) : Pak, Kenapa sih making love itu enak
> banget (katanya - RED)?
> Bapak (B): Wah, itu kayak sensasi waktu kamungupil
> pake jari kamu,nak.
>
> A : Trus, kenapa cewek lebih menikmatinya, pak?
> B : Karena waktu kamu ngupil, yang kerasa paling
> enak khan hidung kamu dan
> bukan jari pada jari kamu.
>
> A : Terus, kenapa cewek benci banget amit-amit
> jabang bayi kalo mereka
> diperkosa?
> B : Seperti kalo kamu dijalan ketemu orang asing,
> trus orang asing itu
> pengen ngupilin hidung kamu pake jarinya dia....
> ngeselin khan?
>
>
> A : Kenapa cewek nggak bisa/nggak mau gituan waktu
> mereka lagi datang
> bulan?
> B : Kalo hidung kamu berdarah, kamu masih pengen
> terus ngupil?
>
> A: Katanya, semakin banyak sperma laki-laki yang
> keluar waktu
> orgasme,semakin besar kenikmatannya. Bener nggaksih
> Pak?
> B: Semakin besar upil yang kamu dapet waktungorek,
> semakin puas nggak
> kamu?
>
> A : Kenapa cowok nggak suka pake kondom waktumereka
> making love?
> B : Kamu suka nggak ngupil pake sarung tangan?
>
> A : Wahhh Bapak pinter banget deh .. hehehe.
> B : Kamu juga pinter yah! kecil-kecil udah tau ML....
>
> Kesimpulan : Buat yg blom married, kalolagi
> pengen ML but ga ada
> penyaluran mending ngupil aja...!!!
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Old 24 February 2006, 03:36 PM
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wahahahhaahhahahaaa
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jorok bener nih....gak akan gw lakukan.....hobbi lainnya ada gak?
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Old 25 February 2006, 08:46 AM
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jorok bener nih....gak akan gw lakukan.....hobbi lainnya ada gak?
Hubby nya batavian lady cuma satu. Laen donk sama saya. Hubi saya banyak: fishing, traveling, ngenet, desain web, baca.. banyaaaaaaaaaaak
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jorok bener nih....gak akan gw lakukan.....hobbi lainnya ada gak?
he he he
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Hubby nya batavian lady cuma satu. Laen donk sama saya. Hubi saya banyak: fishing, traveling, ngenet, desain web, baca.. banyaaaaaaaaaaak

ok deh nanti saya akan cari hubby yg banyak, supaya dapet hoby yg variasi
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ok deh nanti saya akan cari hubby yg banyak, supaya dapet hoby yg variasi
ha ha ha haaaaaaaa....tumben main plesetan
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ha ha ha haaaaaaaa....tumben main plesetan

weuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahehehehehhehehehee
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..bung neo...teriak melulu...abis ngupil, ya...jauh dr istri???jd ngupil sbg pelampias?
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..bung neo...teriak melulu...abis ngupil, ya...jauh dr istri???jd ngupil sbg pelampias?
Ah mau tau azaaaaaaaa.. Ik jadi malu deh ih aw aw aw
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Ah mau tau azaaaaaaaa.. Ik jadi malu deh ih aw aw aw
aih..aih..aih...ike jd penasaran, gicu...sutralah..nani wijaya...=sudahlah biarkan saja
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