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  | |  28 July 2005, 11:16 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2005 Location: Norwich - UK Posts: 1,122 Rep Power: 5 | |  Intermezo
This is a joke, about bill gates. When he dies and goes to heaven, where Saint Peter gives him a mansion with 10 bed rooms, s.pool, sauna, and a tennis court. Happy with what he got, soon he settles into the afterlife. One day when he is out walking, he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit. "that's really nice" says Bill gates , where did you get it? The man says : actually i was given 70 of these + 4 mansion + yacth (kapal pesiar) + golf course and 5 rolls royces. Bill : wow!! were you a doctor healing sick or a pope? The man : No , i was the captain of the Titanic Bill feel jeoulusy and angry, then he go to see Saint Peter. Bill : HOW COME THE CAPTAIN OF A SUNKEN SHIP GETS ALL TAHT , WHILE I, THE INVENTORS OF THE WINDOWS OPERATING SYSTEM, GET A CRUMMY LITTLE HOUSE??!!!! Saint Peter : WE USE WINDOWS, AND THE TITANIC ONLY CRASHED ONCE  | 28 July 2005, 11:24 PM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Sabang - Merauke Posts: 402 Rep Power: 4 | |
Kristina tau dri mn bill gates masuk surga Zz.... Hehehee.... ( Bcnda ) | 28 July 2005, 11:33 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2005 Location: Norwich - UK Posts: 1,122 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by rickyz Kristina tau dri mn bill gates masuk surga Zz.... Hehehee.... ( Bcnda ) | Gak tahu juga, tapi begitu ceritanya (guyonannya) kalau dia ntar mati...... Anyway bill gates itu jews aku tidak tahu banyak mengenai jews, kalau nasrani meninggal aku tahu, kalau meninggal asalkan percaya sama christ pasti masuk surga, kalau di islam kalau percaya sama nabi muhammad masuk surga . Kalau hebrew aku tak tahu...... | 28 July 2005, 11:47 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Sabang - Merauke Posts: 402 Rep Power: 4 | |
kmu agama apa ??? ^^ | 29 July 2005, 09:54 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Batavia (the old town) Posts: 1,027 Rep Power: 5 | |
Gw ikutan jg ya intermezo
Suatu hari ada seorang anak kecil mencuri mangga dari pohon mangga milik tetangganya dan ia tertangkap basah oleh pemilik pohon tersebut. Lalu pemilik pohon itu berkata dengan nada berteriak : "Hei!!!! Dasar bandel.. Ayo turun!!! Buruan turun dari pohon mangga gue. Nanti gue bilangin sama bokap eloe ya!!!!"
Tetapi si anak bukannya segera turun tapi dia malah mendongak ke atas pohon sambil berkata : "Pak, cepetan turun pak, kita udah ketahuan".
Pemilik pohon mangga : "???????". __________________
Yesterday is a canceled check,
Tomorrow is a post-dated check,
Today is the only cash you have,
so spend it wisely
(Kay Lyons) | 29 July 2005, 09:40 PM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: July 2005 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0 | |
test................ | 30 July 2005, 10:47 AM |  | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Pontianak Posts: 4,852 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Nicole test................ | test sudah bisa diterima. Intro donk.... __________________  "kebahagiaan terbesar dalam hidup kita adalah jika kita dapat memberikan perhatian kepada orang yang kita cintai " - R.A. Kartini | 30 July 2005, 12:03 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Batavia (the old town) Posts: 1,027 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Nicole test................ | Testingnya diterima nicole, silahkan masuk ke babak selanjutnya. Babak perkenalan sesuai dengan instruksi yang diberikan oleh bapak Borneo.  __________________
Yesterday is a canceled check,
Tomorrow is a post-dated check,
Today is the only cash you have,
so spend it wisely
(Kay Lyons) | 31 July 2005, 09:19 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Pontianak Posts: 4,852 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Richard Testingnya diterima nicole, silahkan masuk ke babak selanjutnya. Babak perkenalan sesuai dengan instruksi yang diberikan oleh bapak Borneo. | Seperti biasa pendataan dulu. Intro perkenalannya biar semua member SCTV satu untuk semua bisa membacanya. Apa kegiatannya sekarang nih Nicole, Sudah bekerja atau kuliah? __________________ "kebahagiaan terbesar dalam hidup kita adalah jika kita dapat memberikan perhatian kepada orang yang kita cintai " - R.A. Kartini | 01 August 2005, 06:13 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: March 2005 Location: Norwich - UK Posts: 1,122 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Nicole test................ | Lho kok diem ajah, apa gak bisa berbahasa indonesia...apa kamu si NICOLE RICHIE itu?? | 01 August 2005, 09:51 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Batavia (the old town) Posts: 1,027 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by kristina Lho kok diem ajah, apa gak bisa berbahasa indonesia...apa kamu si NICOLE RICHIE itu?? | Ternyata beneran, si Nicole itu berbahasa Inggris. Makanya dia bingung sama jawaban kite2 ini. Kasihan jg dia................ __________________
Yesterday is a canceled check,
Tomorrow is a post-dated check,
Today is the only cash you have,
so spend it wisely
(Kay Lyons) | 02 August 2005, 09:39 AM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Pontianak Posts: 4,852 Rep Power: 8 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by kristina Lho kok diem ajah, apa gak bisa berbahasa indonesia...apa kamu si NICOLE RICHIE itu?? | wah test terus nih Nicole. Silahkan aja aktif kirim isu isu menarik ya __________________ "kebahagiaan terbesar dalam hidup kita adalah jika kita dapat memberikan perhatian kepada orang yang kita cintai " - R.A. Kartini | 03 August 2005, 07:39 PM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: July 2005 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0 | |
Hip....hip........horray
Nicole lagi mau cari kawan nih | 03 August 2005, 08:10 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Batavia (the old town) Posts: 1,027 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Nicole Hip....hip........horray
Nicole lagi mau cari kawan nih | NAH LOHHH, ketepu dah gw..... huahuahua.... ternyata dia bisa. Mokal dah gw......... Nicole, jadikanlah aku kawanmu, okay donk?? Please cuplis ya............  __________________
Yesterday is a canceled check,
Tomorrow is a post-dated check,
Today is the only cash you have,
so spend it wisely
(Kay Lyons) | 03 August 2005, 08:24 PM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: July 2005 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0 | |
aku pikir itu tergantung uangnya dan tergantung tuannya | 03 August 2005, 08:29 PM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: July 2005 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0 | |
kalau uang sedikit aku tak sayang tapi kalau uang banyak abang tak sayang | 03 August 2005, 08:29 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Batavia (the old town) Posts: 1,027 Rep Power: 5 | |
Yup benar Nicole, ada orang yang mencari uang tapi tidak terobsesi, tapi gak sedikit orang yang menjadi hamba uang. Karena uang bukan segala2nya, janganlah kita menjadi hamba uang.
BTW, ungkapan dibawah ini adalah kata2 bijaksana dari Mr. Barnum. Mungkin maksudnya supaya kita sadar kalo keadaan kita janganlah diperhamba oleh uang, tapi biarlah kita menggunakan uang dengan bijaksana. __________________
Yesterday is a canceled check,
Tomorrow is a post-dated check,
Today is the only cash you have,
so spend it wisely
(Kay Lyons) | 03 August 2005, 08:35 PM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: July 2005 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0 | |
kita sebagai hamba Tuhan kita harus tahu apa arti uang
kadang uang akan membutakan kita dari segala-galanya
maka dari beramallah uang itu jangan sampai kita diperbudak dengan uuuuuuuuuuang | 03 August 2005, 08:44 PM | | Senior Member | | Join Date: February 2005 Location: Batavia (the old town) Posts: 1,027 Rep Power: 5 | |
Quote: | Originally Posted by Nicole kita sebagai hamba Tuhan kita harus tahu apa arti uang
kadang uang akan membutakan kita dari segala-galanya
maka dari beramallah uang itu jangan sampai kita diperbudak dengan uuuuuuuuuuang | HIDUP UANGGGG... eh salah deng, maksud gw HIDUP NICOLEEEEE... pidatonya itu berapi2 dan membangkitkan semangat kita dalam mencari uang.... hehehe.. kalo malas mah tetap aja malas kali..... __________________
Yesterday is a canceled check,
Tomorrow is a post-dated check,
Today is the only cash you have,
so spend it wisely
(Kay Lyons) | 03 August 2005, 08:59 PM | | Junior Member | | Join Date: July 2005 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0 | |
Salam kenal buat Kristina
Foto kamu kok cakep banget sih tapi itu kaki kok pendek ya...?
emangnya kamu dari keluarga Jamu Jago ya....?
dari perut ke atas is Ok but dari perut ke bawah kok ngak Ok ya..........?
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